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| And now I'm working at the car wash. Which, as it turns out, is not as fun as the song might sound. | |
| Because there's this guy, see, and I want to put him on ice. Because revenge is a dish best served cold. Because I want to commit murder in the 28th degree? | |
| I'm not stupid, Veronica, okay? We had something, I know it. There are some things you can't fake. | |
| Or I could autograph you. I believe we have some Sharpies lying around. | |
| I know that, Wallace. Now, let's go out and get our drink on. | |
| Well, well, what do we have here? An illegal gambling establishment. Underaged drinking. | |
| Is this where you turn me into a vampire? | |
| Oh, my God. Politicians. Tycoons. Celebrities. This is gold. You're gonna make some very powerful men very unhappy. | |
| Unicorns? Really? Well, we'll definitely be needing some mood music. | |
| He said to let you know that you're the only sheriff in America that he considers a true Friend of Dorothy. | |
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| He wants to date you and be near you? Greedy little bugger. | |
| Yeah, no sweat. I rarely wear clothes indoors. Hope that's cool | |
| And I make a dollar. See, the point of the Internet is to make money off of stupid people. | |
| Oh, I don't know. I find solving an investigation very relaxing. You should give it a try some time. | |
| I mean, the Bronson Parmigiana is good for me, but, ooh! The Maxuccine looks awfully tempting. | |
| Look, the sheriff is an idiot. I've met smarter sandwiches. | |
| It was instinct. I always forward porn when it's good. | |
| This one is the everlasting gobstopper of spending money ,you'll never have to pay for another textbook, another ticket to a campus performance, another meal. | |
| Can I mention that my eyes adored you? I got it. No calling you Bobcat, no talk of milky thighs. | |
| Performing a favor from a jail cell? The girl has serious friendship skills. | |
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