| Pickup Line | Founding Father |
| 'Your shoes are ornate, yet practical. Let's consummate.' | |
| 'I did not go early to bed, but it seems I am early to rise.' | |
| 'I know I'm not your first, but I could be...your third?' | |
| Doesn't say anything, just sips sadly from a juice box. | |
| 'My wife makes the most magnificent cakes.' | |
| 'I always serve two times. I set that precedent.' | |
| | Pickup Line | Founding Father |
| 'Would you like to meet John Hancock? He's standing at attention right now.' | |
| 'It's not the Louisiana Purchase, but it will double in size.' | |
| 'I take the virgin out of Virginia.' | |
| 'You make me so hot, I'll never say burr.' | |
| 'Never leave until tomorrow what you can screw today.' | |
| 'Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.' | |
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