| Line | All Missing Words |
| In the __ ___ ____ future | |
| Next _____ AD | |
| There was a ___ named____ | |
| Not too ______ _____ you or me | |
| He worked at _________ _____ | |
| Just another face in a ___ ______ | |
| He did a ___ job ____ up the place | |
| But his ______ didn't like him | |
| So they ____ him into _____. | |
| We'll send him ______ _____, | |
| The _____we can find (la-la-la). | |
| He'll have to sit and ____ _____ ___, | |
| And we'll monitor his _____ (______). | |
| Now keep in mind Joel can't _____ | |