| Quote | Speaker |
| I'm always getting winked at these days. It used to be you didn't it Paul? | |
| We have all sorts of problems like this, sir. Some of them matrimonial! [give character's profession or actor's name] | |
| It's cold, it's a cold place. | |
| Hey, there might be some insurance. | |
| Stop dragging things down to your own level, it's immature son. | |
| I can say no more. | |
| Take this hastily scribbled note, hastily to acting Lance Corporal Bhuta. Off! | |
| Get me the Home Office. He's wrecking my home! | |
| What was it that first attracted you to me? | |
| Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach? | |
| My skin's soaked right through to the skin! | |
| They have to paint me red before they chop me. It's a different religion from ours. I think. | |
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| I'm better with animals than plugs and transistors... they trust me!... I should've gone into vivisection. | |
| You're a rat underneath, aren't you? | |
| How do we know you're not just as filthy, and sent by him to nick the ring by being filthy when you've lulled us with your filthy Eastern ways? | |
| Without the ring, there will be no sacrifice. Without the sacrifice, there will be no congregation. Without the congregation... no... more... me. | |
| Hold! Release him or I shoot, and I'm a dead-eye shot, shooting! | |
| MIT was after me, you know. Wanted me to rule the world for them | |
| Hey, it's a thingie! A fiendish thingie! | |
| Hey! Have you been messing about with me in my kip? | |
| No, I used to leave it there when I wasn't using it for school. You can see a lot of the world from railings. | |
| Oh. I like a lot of seasoning in me soup. | |
| It is one of those rela... tela... camenzas! | |
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