| Haiku | Song Title | Album |
| I didn't catch on/ Kisses can mean so much more/ Will you be my girl | |
| Girl's home lacks seating/ I take a nap in the tub/ The bird flies away | |
| Friends are running late/ 'Tis a dark and misty night/ It's past my bedtime | |
| Boy slays his girlfriend/ Bang! Bang! Murders his Teacher/ Kills judge with mallet | |
| Marraige on a rock/ The press stalks mercilessly/ Honeymoon troubles | |
| Warm, safe seclusion/ Escape Beatlemania/ Underwater fun | |
| I am exhausted/ A long day at the office/ You make me feel good | |
| Boaters see fruit trees/ Sunny-eyed girl vanishes/ Goes interstellar | |
| Woman cleans churches/ Priest has no congregation/ Woman dies alone | |
| Man leaves home for weed/ Girl has gender confusion/ They pass audition | |