| Modern Family Quote | Modern Family Character |
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| He scared the baby cheeses out of me! | |
| Quick, what's my favorite hospital food? Jellooo. | |
| I'm sorry but you know I have two weakness: children cursing and old people rapping! | |
| Isn't it enough that this family spends a lot of time together? Now we have to inbreed? | |
| I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: Oh, my god, WTF: Why the face? | |
| If you do this you'll be a social piranha. | |
| Relax, more than half the eleventh grade has been in that sweater. | |
| I just stole a baby's intellectual property. | |
| Don't skimp on linens. Don't compliment a teacher on her figure. And when it comes to my mom, never ask questions I don't want the answers to. | |
| | Modern Family Quote | Modern Family Character |
|---|
| I push the buttons, Daddy! | |
| Why are you guys yelling at us? We were way upstairs. Just text me. | |
| Lily! When something awful happens, you're going to be mine! | |
| I can be spontaneous every 4 years. | |
| That's a lot of complaining for somebody who asked for thirds of our tandoori turkey last year. | |
| I was wrong, every kid wants a clown for a dad. | |
| If Haley got pregnant, would you ever pretend she got mono for a few months and then tell everyone the baby's yours? | |
| It smells like puke married poop and they had the ceremony in my nose | |
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