Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me... Joker. [Batman]

MIstletoe can be deadly if you eat it. [Batman Returns]

What were you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone's as ugly as you? You're alone! [The Dark Knight]

Someone mention fish? I haven't been fed all day! [Batman Returns]

Nothing surprises me anymore, Chip. [Batman Returns]

I... guess I'm early. I have an appointment. I'm Bruce Wayne. [Batman Forever]

*BANG!* Get to the point, big boy. [Batman Forever]

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off. [The Dark Knight]

I thought you were gonna stay in the museum. Round up some thugs. [Batman & Robin]

I heard on TV that Catwoman's thought to weigh 140 pounds. [Batman Returns]

You're insane! [Batman]

I'll die before I talk. [The Dark Knight Rises]

Now comes the part where I relieve you little people of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: [Batman]

Your parents' death was not your fault. [Batman Begins]

Bruce... Wayne, n'est-ce pas? [Batman]

I don't need help. [The Dark Knight]

You like strong women. I've done my homework. [Batman Forever]

-Deshi basara! Deshi basara! -What does that mean? [The Dark Knight Rises]

-Where were the other drugs going? -I never knew. I don't know. I swear to God. [Batman Begins]

Calm down, doctor! Now's not the time for fear. [The Dark Knight Rises]

Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share. [Batman Begins]

Your entrance was good. His was better. [Batman Forever]

Let her go. [The Dark Knight]

Bruce, it's me, Barbara. I found the Batcave. [Batman & Robin]

You planning on gassing yourself again, Mr. Wayne? [Batman Begins]

There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips. [Batman & Robin]

Prepare for a bitter harvest. [Batman & Robin]

We will destroy Gotham and then, when it is done and Gotham is ashes... [The Dark Knight Rises]