| Quote | Character/Actor | Movie |
| Hamburgers. The cornerstone to any nutrious breakfast... | |
| They send you here for life, and that's exactly what they take... | |
| My family knows everything there is to know about the shrimping business... | |
| I don't tip because society says I have to... | |
| I'm a cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal endoskeleton... | |
| I know kung-fu... | |
| You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, never wanted you, in all probability he hates you. | |
| Do you think I'd know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read Oliver Twist? | |
| That wasn't flying, that was falling with style | |
| You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he’ll keep com | |
| | Quote | Character/Actor | Movie |
| Well, from my way of thinking, sir, this entire mission is a serious misallocation of valuable military resources... | |
| I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today... | |
| ... it hits you like a thousand knives stabbing you all over your body. You can't breathe. You can't think. At least, not about anything but the pain. Which is why I'm not looking | |
| I didn't know the sponge was supposed to be wet... | |
| Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody's okay with this?... | |
| That'll do, pig... | |
| We just lost the moon... | |
| Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer, and an officer in the United States Navy, and you're under arrest you son of a bitch... | |
| I visited your home this morning after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head.. | |
| Ah, an educated Jew... like Karl Marx himself. Unterscharfuehrer!.. | |
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