| Quote said | Athlete | Extra info on Athlete |
| 'My wiener has never been so exhausted.' | |
| 'The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.' | |
| 'People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000.' | |
| 'We're not attempting to circumcise rules.' | |
| 'Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.' | |
| 'I've won at every level, except college and pro.' | |
| 'We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.' | |
| 'I'll be sad to go, and I wouldn't be sad to go. It wouldn't upset me to leave St. Louis, but it would upset me to leave St. Louis. It's hard to explain.' | |
| 'Ninety percent of putts that are short don't go in.' | |
| | Quote said | Athlete | Extra info on Athlete |
| “The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.” | |
| 'The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex. | |
| 'I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.' | |
| 'I'm traveling to all 51 states to see who can stop 85.' | |
| 'He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him.' | |
| 'When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey.' | |
| 'Having a record company and putting out my own CD. There's clothes and shoes. There's also an upcoming book deal that I'm trying to do. I'm trying to be positive. I'm a big fan of | |
| 'Don't say I don't get along with my teammates. I just don't get along with some of the guys on the team.' | |
| 'I am the most ruthless, brutal champion ever. There is no one who can match me. I want your heart. I want to eat your children.' | |
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