| Line from commercial | Product |
| 'To the cloud.' | |
| Samantha: 'Wanna be my boyfriend?' Todd: 'sure.' Samantha: Then give me your melt' | |
| 'Stanley, is that you?' | |
| 'Can you hear me now?' | |
| 'Polamolecules, dude' | |
| 'Look at you man. Now back to me. Now back to your man. Now back to me.Sadly, he isn't me.' | |
| Turn here. | |
| At museums, he is allowed to touch the art. | |
| Can you afford not to be in good hands? | |
| 'So you want people to believe there is a satisfying diet drink?' | |
| | Line from commercial | Product |
| 'Is it possible to fit a square peg into a round hole? If that square peg is a patty melt and that round hole is your kisser, you betcha!' | |
| 'I don't want to make steak sandwiches. I wanna be a vegetarian. They are the best. What I love most about them is when my dog got hurt we took him to the vegetarian and he got all | |
| 'I'm just a little bit more comfortable ordering with Denise.' | |
| 'Put it back. Keep your hands off my momma. Keep your hands off my ________.' | |
| 'Trust me, I send people to the doctor.' | |
| 'But we do know that things can be cloned. I'm looking at you scientists.' | |
| 'If you make this putt, I'll put you in my five.' | |
| Feed your wild side | |
| 'What can i get with a dollar' | |
| 'I'm in the time out now because apparently riding the dog like it's a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment.' | |
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