| Description | Character |
| 1. Widowed sports broadcaster turned talk show host, likes to clean and talk | |
| 2. Elvis fan, rock and roller, motorcyclist, loves his hair | |
| 3. Comedian, funny, idiotic | |
| 4. Oldest child | |
| 5. Middle child, owns Mr. Bear | |
| 6. Youngest child, loves to eat 'ouce creame' | |
| 7. #1's co-host, #2's wife, intelligent and pretty | |
| 8. #4's best friend, very annoying | |
| 9. #4's boyfriend, likes to eat | |
| 10. #2 and #7's twin boys | |
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