Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes

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'They were more than two laden swallow's flights away, four really, if they had the coconut on a line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking, and dragging the coconut...'Michael Palin
'No no no, it's 'Aaaaauuuugggghhhh' from the back of the throat.'John Cleese
'What are you gonna do, bleed on me?'Graham Chapman
'You're foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship.'Michael Palin
'No, no, not 'is'. Wouldn't get very far in life not saying 'is'.'Michael Palin
'Bring out your dead.'Eric Idle
'You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.'Carol Cleveland
'Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?'Eric Idle
'I'm 37, I'm not old.'Michael Palin
Right. Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comming right up.'Terry Gilliam
'And that, my liege, is how we know the world is banana shaped.'Terry Jones
'Look, it's my duty as a knight of Camelot to sample as much peril as I can!'Michael Palin
'I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!'John Cleese
QuoteCharacterActor/Actress
'What . . . is the capital of Assyria?'Terry Gilliam
' . . . It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down fell over and then sank into the swamp.Michael Palin
'We'll don't. It's like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.'Graham Chapman
'Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!'Michael Palin
'It's just a flesh wound!'John Cleese
'Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.'Eric Idle
'And this isn't my nose . . . it's a false one.'Connie Booth
'. . . for death awaits you with all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.'John Cleese
'Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who!'Michael Palin
''Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff itEric Idle
'Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!'Graham Chapman
'He's come to rescue me, father!'Terry Jones
'It's only a model.'Terry Gilliam

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