Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes

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'You're foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship.'Michael Palin
Right. Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comming right up.'Terry Gilliam
'You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.'Carol Cleveland
'What . . . is the capital of Assyria?'Terry Gilliam
'It's just a flesh wound!'John Cleese
'Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!'Michael Palin
'No no no, it's 'Aaaaauuuugggghhhh' from the back of the throat.'John Cleese
' . . . It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down fell over and then sank into the swamp.Michael Palin
'Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who!'Michael Palin
'We'll don't. It's like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.'Graham Chapman
'And this isn't my nose . . . it's a false one.'Connie Booth
'Look, it's my duty as a knight of Camelot to sample as much peril as I can!'Michael Palin
'And that, my liege, is how we know the world is banana shaped.'Terry Jones
'I'm 37, I'm not old.'Michael Palin
''Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff itEric Idle
'They were more than two laden swallow's flights away, four really, if they had the coconut on a line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking, and dragging the coconut...'Michael Palin
'Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!'Graham Chapman
'I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!'John Cleese
'Bring out your dead.'Eric Idle
'What are you gonna do, bleed on me?'Graham Chapman
'. . . for death awaits you with all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.'John Cleese
'Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?'Eric Idle
'He's come to rescue me, father!'Terry Jones
'No, no, not 'is'. Wouldn't get very far in life not saying 'is'.'Michael Palin
'Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.'Eric Idle
'It's only a model.'Terry Gilliam

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