Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes

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''Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff itEric Idle
'No, no, not 'is'. Wouldn't get very far in life not saying 'is'.'Michael Palin
'Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?'Eric Idle
'And this isn't my nose . . . it's a false one.'Connie Booth
'And that, my liege, is how we know the world is banana shaped.'Terry Jones
'What . . . is the capital of Assyria?'Terry Gilliam
'I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!'John Cleese
Right. Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comming right up.'Terry Gilliam
'We'll don't. It's like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.'Graham Chapman
'Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who!'Michael Palin
'Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.'Eric Idle
'He's come to rescue me, father!'Terry Jones
'They were more than two laden swallow's flights away, four really, if they had the coconut on a line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking, and dragging the coconut...'Michael Palin
'Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!'Michael Palin
'You're foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship.'Michael Palin
'What are you gonna do, bleed on me?'Graham Chapman
'. . . for death awaits you with all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.'John Cleese
'Bring out your dead.'Eric Idle
'Look, it's my duty as a knight of Camelot to sample as much peril as I can!'Michael Palin
'It's just a flesh wound!'John Cleese
'You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.'Carol Cleveland
'I'm 37, I'm not old.'Michael Palin
'No no no, it's 'Aaaaauuuugggghhhh' from the back of the throat.'John Cleese
'Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!'Graham Chapman
' . . . It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down fell over and then sank into the swamp.Michael Palin
'It's only a model.'Terry Gilliam

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