Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes

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'You're foolin' yourself! We're living in a dictatorship.'Michael Palin
'Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who!'Michael Palin
'Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!'Graham Chapman
'. . . for death awaits you with all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.'John Cleese
'Look, it's my duty as a knight of Camelot to sample as much peril as I can!'Michael Palin
'It's only a model.'Terry Gilliam
'Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.'Eric Idle
'I'm 37, I'm not old.'Michael Palin
Right. Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comming right up.'Terry Gilliam
'Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?'Eric Idle
'And that, my liege, is how we know the world is banana shaped.'Terry Jones
'I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!'John Cleese
''Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff itEric Idle
QuoteCharacterActor/Actress
'What . . . is the capital of Assyria?'Terry Gilliam
'Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!'Michael Palin
' . . . It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down fell over and then sank into the swamp.Michael Palin
'It's just a flesh wound!'John Cleese
'We'll don't. It's like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.'Graham Chapman
'Bring out your dead.'Eric Idle
'And this isn't my nose . . . it's a false one.'Connie Booth
'No no no, it's 'Aaaaauuuugggghhhh' from the back of the throat.'John Cleese
'He's come to rescue me, father!'Terry Jones
'You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.'Carol Cleveland
'They were more than two laden swallow's flights away, four really, if they had the coconut on a line between them. I mean, if the birds were walking, and dragging the coconut...'Michael Palin
'What are you gonna do, bleed on me?'Graham Chapman
'No, no, not 'is'. Wouldn't get very far in life not saying 'is'.'Michael Palin

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