What We Need Is More Humidity

We Gave Rex To A Nice Farm Family

We Must Do Everything We Can For The Children

Nigeria May Be A Developing Nation, But It Is Rich In Culture

Duh…I’m Stupid!

You're Never Too Old For Laser Tag

My Sister Actually Went To School With Ryan Reynolds' Brother

Cats Are Better Than Dogs

No Blood For Oil

I Want To Be A Fireman

I Will Love You Until The Stars Fall From The Sky

I Know It's Crazy, But Some Days I Feel Like Everybody Is Out To Get Me

America's Homeless Want A Hand Up, Not A Handout

Help! Sandal Season Is Here, And My Feet Are A Mess

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism

Youth Is Wasted On The Young

Life Begins At Conception

The Anemic Economic Recovery Is Due To The Failed Policies Of My Opponent

My Year Volunteering As A Teacher Helped Educate A New Generation Of Underprivileged Kids

As Long As You're Smiling, Nothing Can Get You Down

When I'm Gone, They'll All Be Sorry

Maple Syrup Is An Excellent Way To Enhance The Flavor Of Pancakes And Waffles

We, The Class Of 2007, Have A Unique Opportunity To Change The World

Outdoor Advertising Is A Blight On Our Society

A Well-Informed Populace Is Vital To The Operation Of A Democracy

It Was Then That I Carried You

Part Of Me Wants To See This Acrobat Fall To His Death

Darling, I Will Give You The Moon And The Stars

The Future Will Be A Totalitarian Government Dystopia

We Must Retaliate With Blind Rage