| Description | Decade of Life (Enter 1-8)* |
| Retire to Florida, start eating dinner at 2PM, lunch around 10, breakfast the night before; Wander around malls looking for soft yogurt, muttering 'how come the kids don't call?' | |
| A blur. | |
| You have a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call 'mama'. | |
| You raise a family, you make a little money, and you think 'what happened to my twenties?' | |
| You grow a little pot belly, you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud. One of your high school girlfriends becomes a grandmother. | |
| You have a major surgery. The music is still too loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. | |
| You think you can do anything, and you do. | |
| You have a minor surgery. You'll call it a 'procedure'. But it's a surgery. | |
| You think you can do anything, and you do. | |
| A blur. | |
| You raise a family, you make a little money, and you think 'what happened to my twenties?' | |
| You grow a little pot belly, you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud. One of your high school girlfriends becomes a grandmother. | |
| You have a minor surgery. You'll call it a 'procedure'. But it's a surgery. | |
| You have a major surgery. The music is still too loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. | |
| Retire to Florida, start eating dinner at 2PM, lunch around 10, breakfast the night before; Wander around malls looking for soft yogurt, muttering 'how come the kids don't call?' | |
| You have a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call 'mama'. | |