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Can you pick the sub-headline that goes with each of these historical headlines from The Onion's 'Our Dumb Century'?
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Jan 12th, 2013 at 06:33 GMT
Another awesome quiz, although missing my favorite ever: HOLY **** - Man Walks on ****ing Moon
Jan 12th, 2013 at 23:40 GMT
Jan 13th, 2013 at 17:37 GMT
Needs more time, purely for the fun of seeing what funny match-ups can be made with wrong answers.
Jan 14th, 2013 at 07:10 GMT
@crow_t_robot: I wanted to include that one, but I knew I'd have to asterisk the **** out of it.
Jan 14th, 2013 at 18:25 GMT
@LisaSimpsonOH, you can do that when the quiz is over.
Jan 14th, 2013 at 21:46 GMT
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Jan 24th, 2013 at 18:21 GMT
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Jan 24th, 2013 at 19:59 GMT
My favorite: WA- (headline continued on page 2)
Jan 24th, 2013 at 20:49 GMT
Enjoyed the quiz. Wish there was another 2 minutes, so I could read all the choices more carefully.
Jan 24th, 2013 at 21:07 GMT
I Love the Onion - great quiz!
Jan 25th, 2013 at 09:37 GMT
This is hands-down one of the funniest books I've ever read, and surprisingly educational, too. There are tons of little bonus jokes in there if you know your history.
If you want to browse, I did a post on MetaFilter a few months back linking to all the front pages from the book that are on the Onion's website:
Jan 29th, 2013 at 11:46 GMT
My favourite Onion story was:- Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World
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