I remember Captain Flint. He had *such* a temper. I think he suffered from mood swings. Personally, I'm not a therapist, but I - You'll let me know when I'm rambling?

Just because I'm carrying around the joy of killing your family inside me doesn't mean we can't be friends.

You can't resist us, Mr. Powers.

That was my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before *you* do.

I am more than machine. More than man. More than a fusion of the two. Don't you agree? Wait for the winds. Then my birds sing. And the deep grottos whisper my name.

I'm just doing musical arm farts. You know how to do those? They're hard to do because we're made of metal, but that's where the skill comes in.

Is this your first time... with something like me?

Six! Seven! Go to hell or go to heaven!

Hey Laserlips. Your mama was a snowblower.

Foreign contaminant!

Believe me, I'd prefer not to. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid.

I'd make a suggestion, but you wouldn't listen. No one ever does.

Madam, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center.

They all look like me. But none of them are me.

I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye.

Captain, I believe I am feeling... anxiety. It is an intriguing sensation.

Oh, my! What have you done? I'm *backwards*!. You flea-bitten furball! Only an overgrown mop-head like you would be stupid enough to...

I am not a gun.

Bring back life form. Priority One. All other priorities rescinded.

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

If you do not speak English I am at your disposal with 187 other languages along with their various dialects and sub-tongues.

Happy birthday, Paulie. Please make a wish.

Hey, Mike, can you toss me my calculations? Thanks! Ah, here it is. 'Breach Hull - All Die.' Even had it underlined.

Aim for the cat, dude! Aim for the cat!