| Caption | Picture # |
| 'I like it … I like it.' | |
| Freudian Slide | |
| 'Hey! That's milk! And you said you were all empty, you stinkin' liar!' | |
| 'Hey, you stupid bovines! You'll never get that contraption off the ground! … Think it'll run on hay? … Say, maybe you'll make it to the mooooooooon!' | |
| 'Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.' | |
| 'Shoot! You not only got the wrong planet, you got the wrong SOLAR system. … I mean, a wrong planet I can understand-- but a whole solar system?' | |
| It was an innocent mistake, but nevertheless, a moment later Maurice found himself receiving the full brunt of the mummy's wrath. | |
| The woods were dark and foreboding, and Alice sensed that sinister eyes were watching her every step. Worst of all, she knew that Nature abhorred a vacuum. | |
| 'Look, if it was electric, could I do THIS?' | |
| Returning from vacation, Roy and Barbara find their house, their neighborhood, their friends-- In fact, all of Atlantis --just plain gone. | |
| 'I'm sorry, ma'm, but his license does check out and, after all, your husband *was* in season. Remember, just because he knocks doesn't mean you have to let him in.' | |
| 'We should write that spot down.' | |
| 'You call that mowin' the lawn? … Bad dog! … No biscuit! … Bad Dog!' | |
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| 'You sure you're supposed to be doin' that, Bruce?' | |
| 'For crying out loud, I was *hibernating*! … Don't you guys ever take a pulse?' | |
| 'Listen out there! We're George and Harriet Miller! We just dropped in on the pigs for coffee! We're coming out! … We don't want trouble!' | |
| 'Well I guess that explains the abdominal pains.' | |
| An instant later, both Professor Waxman and his time machine are obliterated, leaving the cold-blooded/warm-blooded dinosaur debate still unresolved. | |
| 'Well, here's your problem, Marge--if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin' on these little guys.' | |
| 'And that's the hand that fed me.' | |
| 'For crying out loud, gentlemen! That's us! Someone installed the one-way mirror backward!' | |
| 'Monica, I can't live this charade any longer! I'm no telephone repairman who stumbled into your life-I'm a Komodo dragon, largest member of the lizard family and a filthy liar.' | |
| 'Okay, one more time and it's off to bed for the both of you. … 'Hey, Bob. Think there are any bears in this old cave?' … 'I dunno, Jim. Let's take a look.'' | |
| 'Oh, wait, Doreen--don't sit there. … That chair's just not safe.' | |
| 'An excellent specimen … the symbol of beauty, innocence, and fragile life … Hand me the jar of ether.' | |
| 'Okay, one more time and it's off to bed for the both of you. … 'Hey, Bob. Think there are any bears in this old cave?' … 'I dunno, Jim. Let's take a look.'' | |
| 'Shoot! You not only got the wrong planet, you got the wrong SOLAR system. … I mean, a wrong planet I can understand-- but a whole solar system?' | |
| 'You sure you're supposed to be doin' that, Bruce?' | |
| 'An excellent specimen … the symbol of beauty, innocence, and fragile life … Hand me the jar of ether.' | |
| 'Look, if it was electric, could I do THIS?' | |
| Returning from vacation, Roy and Barbara find their house, their neighborhood, their friends-- In fact, all of Atlantis --just plain gone. | |
| 'Hey, you stupid bovines! You'll never get that contraption off the ground! … Think it'll run on hay? … Say, maybe you'll make it to the mooooooooon!' | |
| 'Listen out there! We're George and Harriet Miller! We just dropped in on the pigs for coffee! We're coming out! … We don't want trouble!' | |
| The woods were dark and foreboding, and Alice sensed that sinister eyes were watching her every step. Worst of all, she knew that Nature abhorred a vacuum. | |
| 'We should write that spot down.' | |
| 'And that's the hand that fed me.' | |
| 'Well I guess that explains the abdominal pains.' | |
| An instant later, both Professor Waxman and his time machine are obliterated, leaving the cold-blooded/warm-blooded dinosaur debate still unresolved. | |
| 'Hey! That's milk! And you said you were all empty, you stinkin' liar!' | |
| 'Oh, wait, Doreen--don't sit there. … That chair's just not safe.' | |
| It was an innocent mistake, but nevertheless, a moment later Maurice found himself receiving the full brunt of the mummy's wrath. | |
| 'For crying out loud, I was *hibernating*! … Don't you guys ever take a pulse?' | |
| 'For crying out loud, gentlemen! That's us! Someone installed the one-way mirror backward!' | |
| 'Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.' | |
| 'Monica, I can't live this charade any longer! I'm no telephone repairman who stumbled into your life-I'm a Komodo dragon, largest member of the lizard family and a filthy liar.' | |
| 'You call that mowin' the lawn? … Bad dog! … No biscuit! … Bad Dog!' | |
| 'Well, here's your problem, Marge--if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin' on these little guys.' | |
| 'I like it … I like it.' | |
| Freudian Slide | |
| 'I'm sorry, ma'm, but his license does check out and, after all, your husband *was* in season. Remember, just because he knocks doesn't mean you have to let him in.' | |
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