Picture Match: *The Far Side* (Part II)

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Can you name the Far Side cartoon that matches each caption below?

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'Listen out there! We're George and Harriet Miller! We just dropped in on the pigs for coffee! We're coming out! … We don't want trouble!'
'Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.'
'We should write that spot down.'
'You call that mowin' the lawn? … Bad dog! … No biscuit! … Bad Dog!'
It was an innocent mistake, but nevertheless, a moment later Maurice found himself receiving the full brunt of the mummy's wrath.
'Hey! That's milk! And you said you were all empty, you stinkin' liar!'
An instant later, both Professor Waxman and his time machine are obliterated, leaving the cold-blooded/warm-blooded dinosaur debate still unresolved.
'Well, here's your problem, Marge--if you and Bob really want kids, next time try sittin' on these little guys.'
'For crying out loud, gentlemen! That's us! Someone installed the one-way mirror backward!'
Freudian Slide
'I'm sorry, ma'm, but his license does check out and, after all, your husband *was* in season. Remember, just because he knocks doesn't mean you have to let him in.'
'Look, if it was electric, could I do THIS?'
'Oh, wait, Doreen--don't sit there. … That chair's just not safe.'
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'Monica, I can't live this charade any longer! I'm no telephone repairman who stumbled into your life-I'm a Komodo dragon, largest member of the lizard family and a filthy liar.'
The woods were dark and foreboding, and Alice sensed that sinister eyes were watching her every step. Worst of all, she knew that Nature abhorred a vacuum.
'For crying out loud, I was *hibernating*! … Don't you guys ever take a pulse?'
'You sure you're supposed to be doin' that, Bruce?'
'Well I guess that explains the abdominal pains.'
'Hey, you stupid bovines! You'll never get that contraption off the ground! … Think it'll run on hay? … Say, maybe you'll make it to the mooooooooon!'
'And that's the hand that fed me.'
Returning from vacation, Roy and Barbara find their house, their neighborhood, their friends-- In fact, all of Atlantis --just plain gone.
'I like it … I like it.'
'Shoot! You not only got the wrong planet, you got the wrong SOLAR system. … I mean, a wrong planet I can understand-- but a whole solar system?'
'Okay, one more time and it's off to bed for the both of you. … 'Hey, Bob. Think there are any bears in this old cave?' … 'I dunno, Jim. Let's take a look.''
'An excellent specimen … the symbol of beauty, innocence, and fragile life … Hand me the jar of ether.'

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