Plate or Platter?

Why are you squeezing me with your body?

You know I didn’t set you up, okay? I really think the only reason you and I always fight is that since we were little kids, Dad’s always played us off each other.

- You don’t want to go in front of that judge. I caught him in a drag club.
- What were you doing there?

What are you doing home?

- No. Whatever you say to me, you can say to him. I grant him magic sanctuary.
- You grant me…? Come on, you can’t just make up—

What do you think of when you hear the words 'Sudden Valley'?

I shall be neither seen nor heard. Watch me.

- I’m not going to turn this mock trial into some kind of…
- You were going to say “mockery,” weren’t you?

I don’t have time for your magic tricks.

- Steve Holt’s not my son.
- Steve Holt? What, the moron jock?

- What have we always said is the most important thing?
- Breakfast.
- Family.

You ever get the feeling like no one even sees you?

I think George Michael may be suffering from what we in the soft-sciences call 'Obsessive Compulsive Disorder', or the 'The O.C. Disorder'.

- An A-?
- Are you proud of me?

You said I was hogging her. Like I was being a little Ann-hog. Can she come with us?

- Dad, you are gonna love this woman.
- Well, I'm paying her enough, but she's a hell of a stripper.
- No, I meant my wife.

- Hey buddy, they found your grandfather. That's what I wanted to tell you.
- That's great.

You know, I kind of want to buy her a diamond.

- I can't pass this key without privacy!
- Well, I could ask the guys to leave, but, uh, you know they've been locking the doors lately.

-Give me a vodka rocks.
-Mom, it's breakfast.

What’s her first name? Quickly.

I'm afraid that I just blue myself.

I have the afternoon free.

- You don't even know what the auction's for tonight.
- The Wetlands.
- To do what with them?