''Logic is mocked, plot strands capriciously abandoned. Actors chew upholstery, and the heroine has so many 'Don't open that door, lady!' moments that the movie starts to play like an unintended parody of overblown hokum.'' (San Francisco Chronicle)
''Well, everybody knows November means just one thing to most folks: a big, fat turkey.'' (Kalamazoo Gazette)
''It's enough to make you puke.'' (Philadelphia Daily News)
''Watchable if you care for loudly fermenting garbage.'' (San Diego Union-Tribune)
''You can't buy Keanu as a sadist, but you do worry about the guys who wrote the screenplay.'' (Globe and Mail)
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