''Logic is mocked, plot strands capriciously abandoned. Actors chew upholstery, and the heroine has so many 'Don't open that door, lady!' moments that the movie starts to play like an unintended parody of overblown hokum.'' (San Francisco Chronicle)
''Your brain will likely feel sucker-punched by the end of this obtuse ****storm, which falls flat faster than you can say Attack of the Clones.'' (Hollywood.com)
''A lumpy, gaseous treatise of a movie.'' (New York Times)
''Tries to set some kind of record for regurgitating sports movie cliches faster than any film that's run before.'' (LA Daily News)
''Might as well come with a bouncing ball so members of the audience can recite the dialogue along with the actors.'' (New York Times)
''Well, everybody knows November means just one thing to most folks: a big, fat turkey.'' (Kalamazoo Gazette)
''It's enough to make you puke.'' (Philadelphia Daily News)
''I can't believe that even the most rabid chick-flick masochists wouldn't gag on it.'' (Rolling Stone)
''The last time Bullock and Reeves were together on screen the result was Speed. This should have been entitled Stop.'' (Guardian)
''The film is a soggy mess, essentially a loud, wild 100-minute battle movie bookended by an incomprehensible beginning and a laughable ending.'' (Washington Post)
''Sucks.'' (Rolling Stone)
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