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Ben Affleck Movies by Critical Thrashing
Can you name the Ben Affleck movie from the two critic's blurbs given for each one?
Updated Apr 13, 2012
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Ben Affleck Movies
''One of the wimpiest wartime romances ever filmed.''
''A cheerfully offensive rape of history.''
''A series of bad scenes connected by empty characters, most of whom seem like leftovers from scripts abandoned long ago.''
''We have now officially arrived at the bottom of the comic-book pile.''
(San Jose Mercury News)
''A gruesome Cannonball Run with Piven flesh as the trophy.''
''A movie that may not only be dumb in itself, but also the cause of dumbness in others.''
(New York Times)
''About as moving as a month-old Kleenex.''
''Affleck and Paltrow seem to be enjoying their roles far more than we do.''
''The cinematic equivalent of Styrofoam: a weightless romantic comedy of synthetic feelings.''
''Affleck and Bullock merely seem to be spouting lines at each other.''
''Like reliving your 20s, without any of the fun.''
''He won't be that into you if you make him watch this movie.''
''All that's vaguely funny or Christmassy about this are the sweaty beads of desperation which string together like fairy-lights across Affleck's forehead.''
''This ghastly comedy emits the subliminal whine of a sucking chest wound.''
''After a while, you stop paying attention and start wondering just how big an idiot the filmmakers mistook you for.''
(LA Daily News)
''You are sorely tempted to laugh and call it names.''
(Milwaukee Journal Sentinel)
''Affleck is out-acted by everyone else in the cast, including the infant who plays his daughter.''
''The good news is that Jennifer Lopez's character dies in the first 20 minutes. The bad news is that Ben Affleck lives.''
''You've seen Roadrunner cartoons with more suspense than this entirely predictable hash.''
''Clearly, the whole cast was here simply to collect - yes, you guessed it.''
''Nearly as unwatchable as it is unpronounceable.''
''Awe-inspiringly, world-historically awful.''
''The movie is an assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense and the human desire to be entertained.''
''The unholy spawn of The Dirty Dozen and Con Air.''
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