| Question/Clue | Answer |
| The bear finally turns up in a bag of _____ at the Kwik-E-Mart. | |
| When Homer brings Burns back his bear, he repeats ‘reject the first offer’ in his head. What is Burns’ first offer? | |
| After Homer says “big deal! Who needs his money? We're getting along fine!” who crashes his car through the wall of the Simpson house? | |
| Burns and Smithers are foiled in their attempt to break into the house and take the bear when Homer sits in the kitchen all night eating _____. | |
| What does Homer try to convince Maggie to play with instead of the bear (which backfires when he becomes too interested in it himself to let her have it)? | |
| Mr. Burns tries to coerce Homer into giving up the bear by taking over _______ and halting all delivery of _______. | |
| Who says “My old man can’t get a beer because his old man won’t give a bear to another old man. Let’s get him!”? | |
| Sitting in the sandbox, what does Mr. Burns reluctantly put in his mouth right before a paparazzo snaps a picture of him? | |
| “Marge, I'm confused. Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?” | |
| Would you like to continue living with us—your loving natural parents—or would you rather live with this twisted bloodless billionaire? | |
| I’d just like to say: this gig sucks! | |
| But, sir, those aren’t the— | |
| There’s a satellite hookup on that monitor, if you’ll just turn your head slightly. | |
| Oh, where did I lose 'em? I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again. | |
| You’ve got to start selling this for more than a dollar a bag. We lost four more men on this expedition! | |
| Son, you gotta help me! I hit three people on the way over here, and I don’t have any insurance! | |
| Have you been up all night eating cheese? | |
| Wait, why are we getting him again? | |
| Look, fellows: the first snapdragon of the season! | |
| Oh, my life can't get any worse. | |
| I’m sure he’ll offer us a fair reward. And then we’ll make him double it! | |
| Dad, I know you're discouraged, but please don't deny the world your fat can. | |
| Does either of you know what incontinent means? | |
| Er, naturally I can't pay you much of a reward because I'm strapped for cash. (ceiling collapses, showering him with gold and jewels) | |
| I have some sad news to report. A small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot. | |
| Hey Apu, this bag of ice has a head in it. | |
| Hm, I wonder what makes it turn. | |
| Hey everyone! Let's go sing at the hospital! | |
| Homer, give him what he wants... | |
| Ay, el yoyo es grande! | |
| Hey Flanders! You smell like manure! | |
| How much do you want? | |
| What have we become? | |
| Who's Bobo, sir? | |
| Hint: Burns says 'May I offer you a _____?' | |