AMISH GIVE UP
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
CROSS-COUNTRY BABYSITTING SPREE CONTINUES
RESTAURANT CITED FOR SERVING DEAD CHICKENS
CLEVER BUMPER STICKERS RESOLVE ABORTION ISSUE
POLICE UNIMPRESSED WITH ROOFTOP SNIPER
SHI'ITE TERRORISTS CROSS COUNTY LINE
GIANT ALTOID HEADED TOWARD EARTH
CLINTON DENIES LEWINSKY ALLEGATIONS
U.S. POPULATION AT 13,462
GOD ANSWERS PRAYERS OF PARALYZED LITTLE BOY
BUSH EXECUTES 253 NEW MEXICO DEMOCRATS
WIKIPEDIA CELEBRATES 750 YEARS OF AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE
RESIDENTS OF INDIANA JOIN TOGETHER TO FORM COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS
ENTIRE REFRIGERATOR REARRANGED TO ACCOMMODATE LEFTOVER KFC BUCKET
OBAMA ASKS STAFF TO TRY TO INCLUDE NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER A LITTLE MORE
HEALTH DEPARTMENT STILL NOT ABLE TO PROVE WHY PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE EATING CANDLES
CONGRESS TAKES GROUP OF SCHOOLCHILDREN HOSTAGE
PING-PONG SOMEHOW ELICITS MACHO POSTURING
WORLD MAP REARRANGED TO ACCOMMODATE POOR GEOGRAPHY SKILLS OF AMERICANS
POSTMASTER GENERAL LOSES LAPTOP
U.S. LAUNCHES AIDS-AWARENESS CAMPAIGN IN BOTSWANA
BUSH ANNOUNCES IRAQ EXIT STRATEGY
CONGRESS AWARDS ITSELF CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR
NEW BIPARTISAN LAW WOULD MAKE DOG NECKERCHIEFS MANDATORY
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