| Question/Clue | Answer |
| At the conclusion of the Monorail Conducting Class, the chalkboard reads ''Mono = _____'' | |
| And ''Rail = ____'' | |
| What does Homer call the large possum living in the Monorail’s fire extinguisher panel? | |
| What is the name of the builder/scientist Marge meets in North Haverbrook? (OR Who does Homer think he is when Marge describes him?) | |
| Who was the celebrity on the disastrous maiden voyage of the North Haverbrook monorail? | |
| What does Mayor Quimby say to Leonard Nimoy that prompts Nimoy to say ''Do you even know who I am?'' | |
| What is Chief Wiggum supposed to get every month, as he discovers in the town charter? | |
| Nimoy: ''A solar eclipse. The cosmic ______ goes on.'' | |
| What does Nimoy say after he prevents Krusty the Clown from throwing himself off the monorail? | |
| What is the first thing Homer considers using as an anchor to stop the monorail? | |
| Homer, after the monorail finally stops: ''______. Is there anything they can’t do?'' | |
| Name one of the other follies that Marge says the people of Springfield embarked upon after the monorail. | |
| What Quimby says afterwards | |
| What Homer finally decides to use | |
| ''The ring came off my pudding can.'' | |
| ''Sold!'' | |
| ''Wow, you really are going to be a monorail conductor.'' | |
| ''What about us brain dead slobs?'' | |
| ''Is there a chance the track could bend?'' | |
| ''Were you sent here by the devil?'' | |
| Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history... | |
| ''I think we should invest that money back in the nuclear plant.'' | |
| ''I hear those things are awfully loud.'' | |
| ''What do you mean your 'work is done'? You didn't do anything.'' | |
| ''I got pictures of you, Quimby.'' | |
| ''Arr! You call that an anchor?'' | |
| Used by Homer to stop the train. | |
| She didn't talk much this episode. | |
| ''I’d like you to explain why we should build a mass-transit system in a small town with a centralised population.'' | |
| ''But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.'' | |
| ''Batman's a scientist.'' | |