| Hint | Word |
| The boy | |
| *We need more ____ license plates in the gift shop! Repeat: We are sold out of ____ license plates! | |
| *—Take a seat before I blow your heads off! —Otto! —Oh, sorry. This bus and I have ____ of a “Shining” thing going on. | |
| *I am so smart! I am so smart! _-_-_-_! | |
| First four letters of Waylon’s last name | |
| *Sweet maiden of the ____, grant now my boon: that I might sup on some suckling pig this noon. | |
| Episode Title: The Simpsons ____-Off Showcase | |
| *Hey, sometimes a guy just wants his ____ to look its yellowest. | |
| In the episode Homer the Heretic, Homer decides to ____ church | |
| *I'll need three ____s and 50 stout men. We'll sail 'round the horn and return with spices and silk the likes of which ye have never seen! | |
| *Mmm, potato ____. Doh! Mmm, potato ____. Doh! Mmm, potato ____. Doh! | |
| Malloy the Cat Burglar refers chummily to Homer as “old ____” | |
| *Less ____, more hat! (or) *Less ____, more splat! | |
| *Springfield will have its first annual “Do ____ You Feel” festival this Saturday, whenever you feel like showing up. | |
| *“Embiggens”? I never heard ____ word before I moved to Springfield. | |
| *Don't feel bad for losing. I was wrestlin' wolves back when you were at your mother's ____. | |
| | Hint | Word |
| *This just in...Homer Simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen ____ that he believes gives him sexual powers. | |
| *Get ____. (or) *I ____ my Wookie… | |
| *I ____ the smart kids! I ____ the smart kids! | |
| *Marge, look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina! It was just sitting in some guy’s ____! | |
| *Relax, Homer, at Globex we don't believe in walls. In fact, I didn't even give you my ____! | |
| Private detective Dexter hired by Homer to spy on Lisa | |
| *Mmm…invisible ____. | |
| Hello, to the Bumblebee Man | |
| Episode title: The Father, the Son, and the ____ Guest Star | |
| Merchandise: Simpsons Tree House of Horror Mono____ | |
| *Marge, with today’s gas prices, we can’t afford NOT to buy a ____! | |
| *I love you even more than the butterscotch ____ or the porno bush. | |
| Secret Agent that Homer deals a joker to in a blackjack game | |
| Bart and Lisa play with a parody of the kid’s toy “Bop It” called “____ It!” | |
| Comic ____ Guy | |
| After Barney wins a tanker truck of beer: *Just ____ it to my veins! | |
| | Hint | Word |
| Episode Title: Boy Scoutz ‘n the ____ | |
| *My cat’s breath smells like cat ____. | |
| *You couldn't ____ your mother on the ____ingest day of your life if you had an electrified ____ing machine. | |
| *—These look like teeth marks. —I thought there was chocolate inside. Well, why was it wrapped in ____? | |
| *Me ____ English? That’s unpossible! | |
| *Uh, look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta backfired and I'd like to ____ out right now. | |
| *Come on you stupid fish, take the ____! Don't make me come down there! | |
| *I'm in no condition to drive. ____! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! | |
| *____ Freaking Whitman! Leaves of Grass my ass! | |
| One of these divides the town in A Tale of Two Springfields | |
| Word often on Bart’s blackboard (*I ____ not encourage others to fly, *I ____ not prescribe medication, etc.) | |
| *You could save a lot more souls with roller-skates and Easy-Bake ovens, than with this 2000 page sleeping ____. | |
| *—What are you going to do with your million dollars, sir? —Oh, I don’t know. Throw it on the ____, I suppose. | |
| *Hey, Krusty, remember the time we got loaded and set those beavers loose in the ____ furniture store? | |
| A unit for measuring volume (of precious, precious beer) | |
| *—And I say, that England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston! —____ the Elder! | |
| | Hint | Word |
| Episode Title: Dead ____ing Society | |
| Upscale Springfield coffeehouse Java the Hut is a parody of Star Wars' Jabba the ____ | |
| Springfield’s (terrible) attorney Lionel | |
| *Hey, is there a ____ here? Seymour ____? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour ____! | |
| The Simpsons’ signature cola | |
| —That's not a Bible. That's a book of carpet samples. —Ooh…____y. | |
| *Normally your father's crackpot schemes ____le out as soon as he finds something good on TV. But this season… (shudders) | |
| Bart's line “So I says to Mabel, I says...” is a reference to The Great Gatsby by F. Scott ____gerald | |
| Maude Flanders’ voice actress Marcia ____man Gaven | |
| Zombie Flanders: *Hey, Simpson! I’m feeling a ____ peckish! | |
| Duff Dry, Duff ____, Duff Dark, Duff Extra Cold… | |
| *Who are you? How dare you interrupt my ____ rickey! | |
| *Oh! A ____ bean that looks just like The Leader! | |
| *____ needs braces! | |
| QUIZ ENDS HERE | |
| ↓↓BONUS ANSWERS↓↓ | |
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| Are you talking to me? | |
| No, my son is also named Bort. | |
| 'Tis true. I took many a lump, but 'twas all in good fun. | |
| It will be a welcome change to our “Do As We Say” festival, started by German settlers in 1946. | |
| I don’t know why. It’s a perfectly cromulent word. | |
| Hey! That’s a half-truth! | |
| Mono—doh! | |
| Joker! You were supposed to take those out of the deck. | |
| Oh, sorry. Here's another one. | |
| What is this card? 'Rules for Draw and Stud Poker'? | |
| It's a good thing that beer wasn't shaken up any more, or I'd have looked quite the fool. An April fool, as it were. | |
| It was never wrapped in foil. | |
| All right. Better luck next time. (hangs up) What a nice young man. | |
| Lord Palmerston! | |
| Pitt the Elder! | |
| Okay, you asked for it, Boggs! | |
| Yeah, that’s showin’ him, Barn. Pitt the Elder… | |
| Lord Palmerston! | |
| Different Seymour | |
| Dental Plan! | |
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