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| Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken? | |
-I'll be in the hospital bar.
-You know there is no hospital bar, mother.
-Well, this is why people hate hospitals. | |
| You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato—baby, you got a stew goin'! | |
-You don't even know what the auction's for tonight.
-The Wetlands.
-To do what with them?
-Dry them.
-Save them.
-From drying. | |
-Can I open a can of soup for you?
-Can it open a can?
-Can what open a can? Oh, God.
-Oh God. | |
| Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? | |
-Okay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Oh, I forgot; here in the states you call it a sausage in the mouth.
-We just call it a sausage. | |
-Te quiero.
-English, please.
-I love you.
-Great. Now I'm late. | |
-Remember we had a conversation about cutting back on things that aren't necessities?
-Like it was yesterday.
-It was this morning. | |
| The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called 'Hero Squad'. | |
-Sword of Destiny hundreds of years old. Comes with ancient warning—
-Yeah, I make up my own patter. Just ring it up with the dong tea. | |
| There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. | |
| There's always money in the banana stand. | |
-Te quiero.
-English, please.
-I love you.
-Great. Now I'm late. | |
-Okay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Oh, I forgot; here in the states you call it a sausage in the mouth.
-We just call it a sausage. | |
| You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato—baby, you got a stew goin'! | |
| There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. | |
-Turn this skiff around!
-We haven't even left the dock.
-But 'skiff' is appropriate, right? | |
-I'll be in the hospital bar.
-You know there is no hospital bar, mother.
-Well, this is why people hate hospitals. | |
-It's the girl who ripped my heart out, the girl whose face will always be etched in my mind.
. . .
-Her? | |
-Well, guess who's been fired.
-Michael fired you?
-No, I fired him. As a result, I'm no longer welcome in the office. | |
| The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called 'Hero Squad'. | |
-You don't even know what the auction's for tonight.
-The Wetlands.
-To do what with them?
-Dry them.
-Save them.
-From drying. | |
| Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder? | |
| I've made a huge mistake. | |
-I will have the 'Ike and Tina Tuna'
-Plate or platter?
-I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| Now…who wants to take their top off? | |
-Can I open a can of soup for you?
-Can it open a can?
-Can what open a can? Oh, God.
-Oh God. | |
| You don't need double talk. You need Bob Loblaw. | |
-Remember we had a conversation about cutting back on things that aren't necessities?
-Like it was yesterday.
-It was this morning. | |
| Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken? | |
| I am Dr. Tobias Funke—or, with your help, 'Frightened Inmate #2'. And who is this shiny building of a man? | |
| Yeah, the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! | |
-Sword of Destiny hundreds of years old. Comes with ancient warning—
-Yeah, I make up my own patter. Just ring it up with the dong tea. | |
| I figured if I blue myself early I'd be nice and relaxed for a nine o'clock dinner reservation. | |
| A father can tell, okay? It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face. | |
-Besides, I am going to Annyong's soccer awards ceremony, and—
-Annyong. | |
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