Picture Match: *Airplane!*

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Can you name the screen shot that matches each Airplane quote below?

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What a pisser.
-This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

-A hospital! What is it?

-It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
No thank you, I take it black. Like my men.
-You have clearance, Clarence.

-Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Hey, knock a self a pro, slick.
Surely you can't be serious.
There's a sale at Penney's!
…And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
-Johnny what can you make out of this?

-This? Well I could make a hat, or a broach, or a pterodactyl…
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
Okay boys, let's get some pictures.
I've gotta go to the airport. You can let yourself out the back door. There's juice in the refrigerator.
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-The fog is getting thicker.

-And Leon's getting laaaaaarger.
Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been.
-Nervous?

-Yes.

-First time?

-No, I've been nervous lots of times.
-You ever been in a cockpit before?

-No, I've never even been up in a plane before.

-You ever seen a grown man naked?
It's true that one of the pilots is ill--slightly ill. But the other two pilots are fine.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
That's lieutenant Horowitz. Severe shell shock. He thinks he's Ethel Merman.
Oh, stewardess? I speak jive.
-How about some coffee, Johnny?

-No thanks!
There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming.
Listen Betty, don't start up with your 'White Zone' s*** again.

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