Picture Match: *Airplane!*

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Can you name the screen shot that matches each Airplane quote below?

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-How about some coffee, Johnny?

-No thanks!
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Okay boys, let's get some pictures.
…And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
No thank you, I take it black. Like my men.
I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming.
Oh, stewardess? I speak jive.
Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been.
What a pisser.
There's a sale at Penney's!
I've gotta go to the airport. You can let yourself out the back door. There's juice in the refrigerator.
Hey, knock a self a pro, slick.
-This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

-A hospital! What is it?

-It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
QuotePicture #
-Johnny what can you make out of this?

-This? Well I could make a hat, or a broach, or a pterodactyl…
-The fog is getting thicker.

-And Leon's getting laaaaaarger.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
-You have clearance, Clarence.

-Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
That's lieutenant Horowitz. Severe shell shock. He thinks he's Ethel Merman.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
It's true that one of the pilots is ill--slightly ill. But the other two pilots are fine.


-First time?

-No, I've been nervous lots of times.
-You ever been in a cockpit before?

-No, I've never even been up in a plane before.

-You ever seen a grown man naked?
Surely you can't be serious.
Listen Betty, don't start up with your 'White Zone' s*** again.

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