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| It's true that one of the pilots is ill--slightly ill. But the other two pilots are fine. | |
| Hey, knock a self a pro, slick. | |
| Oh, stewardess? I speak jive. | |
-How about some coffee, Johnny?
-No thanks! | |
| …And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem. | |
| I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. | |
| No thank you, I take it black. Like my men. | |
| There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? | |
| I've gotta go to the airport. You can let yourself out the back door. There's juice in the refrigerator. | |
| Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been. | |
| What a pisser. | |
-You have clearance, Clarence.
-Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? | |
| Surely you can't be serious. | |
| I've gotta go to the airport. You can let yourself out the back door. There's juice in the refrigerator. | |
-How about some coffee, Johnny?
-No thanks! | |
| I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming. | |
-You have clearance, Clarence.
-Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? | |
-Nervous?
-Yes.
-First time?
-No, I've been nervous lots of times. | |
| No thank you, I take it black. Like my men. | |
| Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. | |
| Hey, knock a self a pro, slick. | |
-Johnny what can you make out of this?
-This? Well I could make a hat, or a broach, or a pterodactyl… | |
| That's lieutenant Horowitz. Severe shell shock. He thinks he's Ethel Merman. | |
| Okay boys, let's get some pictures. | |
-You ever been in a cockpit before?
-No, I've never even been up in a plane before.
-You ever seen a grown man naked? | |
| …And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem. | |
| Oh, stewardess? I speak jive. | |
| It's true that one of the pilots is ill--slightly ill. But the other two pilots are fine. | |
-This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
-A hospital! What is it?
-It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. | |
| What a pisser. | |
| There's a sale at Penney's! | |
| I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you. | |
| There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? | |
-The fog is getting thicker.
-And Leon's getting laaaaaarger. | |
| Listen Betty, don't start up with your 'White Zone' s*** again. | |
| Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been. | |
| I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. | |
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