| Quote | Picture # |
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| Lemmiwinks, you must find your way out of this place or you will surely die. | |
| Screw you guys—home. | |
-Mom, what’s six times eight?
-Oh, sweetie, those are two completely different numbers. | |
| No, that’s ignorant…they’re ignorant… | |
| Remember, Stan: win or lose…those are your two options, win or lose. | |
-Oh my God, he killed Kenny!
-You bastard! | |
| You kids need to understand something, okay? Sometimes lying is okay. Like, when you know what’s good for people more than they do. | |
| They took our juuuuuuurrrbs! | |
| Hold on, you guys. I actually have another power: I can see into the future too—but better than Kyle. Let me try. | |
-Somebody once said “You don’t have to be a great man, just be a man.”
-Who said that?
-You did, Jesus. | |
| And Matthew, how come a transvestite donkey-witch is standing next you and why is it wearing a dress? | |
| Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mmm…your tears are so yummy and sweet! | |
| Aaron, I’m standing at the time portal, which scientists say follows “Terminator” rules. That is, it’s one-way only and you can’t go back. | |
| | Quote | Picture # |
|---|
| Respect my authorit-uh! | |
| I hope now you boys see that this is totally serial. | |
| Please don’t ice me, homey. | |
| I can’t remember, it all looks the same. Hold on, let me get high. | |
-Excuse me, but I’m a sheep herder.
-It’s pronounced “hoarding”. And yes, you are. | |
| (sings) “When you’re a cloooooown….nobody takes ya serious-leeee…” | |
| You are SO sued! | |
| Don’t bury your son’s body in the Indian burial ground, Stoch! (The one that’s right up over there behind the Anderson’s barn.) Sometimes…dead is better. | |
| I thought this was America! Is this America, huh? I’m sorry I thought this was America! | |
| Snooki want smoosh-smoosh! | |
| They did that on ‘The Simpsons’. | |
| Our sources say that in just one week, it has come up with over one thousand movie ideas. 800 of which feature Adam Sandler. | |
| They did that on ‘The Simpsons’. | |
| They took our juuuuuuurrrbs! | |
-Mom, what’s six times eight?
-Oh, sweetie, those are two completely different numbers. | |
-Excuse me, but I’m a sheep herder.
-It’s pronounced “hoarding”. And yes, you are. | |
-Oh my God, he killed Kenny!
-You bastard! | |
-Somebody once said “You don’t have to be a great man, just be a man.”
-Who said that?
-You did, Jesus. | |
| (sings) “When you’re a cloooooown….nobody takes ya serious-leeee…” | |
| You kids need to understand something, okay? Sometimes lying is okay. Like, when you know what’s good for people more than they do. | |
| Remember, Stan: win or lose…those are your two options, win or lose. | |
| Snooki want smoosh-smoosh! | |
| Hold on, you guys. I actually have another power: I can see into the future too—but better than Kyle. Let me try. | |
| You are SO sued! | |
| Respect my authorit-uh! | |
| Aaron, I’m standing at the time portal, which scientists say follows “Terminator” rules. That is, it’s one-way only and you can’t go back. | |
| No, that’s ignorant…they’re ignorant… | |
| Please don’t ice me, homey. | |
| Don’t bury your son’s body in the Indian burial ground, Stoch! (The one that’s right up over there behind the Anderson’s barn.) Sometimes…dead is better. | |
| Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! Mmm…your tears are so yummy and sweet! | |
| Our sources say that in just one week, it has come up with over one thousand movie ideas. 800 of which feature Adam Sandler. | |
| I thought this was America! Is this America, huh? I’m sorry I thought this was America! | |
| Screw you guys—home. | |
| And Matthew, how come a transvestite donkey-witch is standing next you and why is it wearing a dress? | |
| I hope now you boys see that this is totally serial. | |
| I can’t remember, it all looks the same. Hold on, let me get high. | |
| Lemmiwinks, you must find your way out of this place or you will surely die. | |
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Arrested Development Quotes
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