I think I'll go for a walk.

What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?

You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin 'em together.

But mother--

One day, lad, all this will be yours.

It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

-She turned me into a newt!
-A newt?

So, how do we tell whether she is made out of wood…?

-What also floats on water?
-Bread!
-Apples!

-Camelot!
-Camelot!
-Camelot!

Good idea, oh Lord!

I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries.

Wait! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.

Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head!

In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.

O, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.

'...and the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large--'

Oooohoohohooo!

-What is your favorite color?
-Blue.

How do you know so much about swallows?

And what do you burn apart from witches?

-'Tis but a scratch.
-A scratch? Your arm's off!