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I think I'll go for a walk.
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You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin 'em together.
One day, lad, all this will be yours.
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!
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-She turned me into a newt!
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-What also floats on water?
Good idea, oh Lord!
I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries.
Wait! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!
O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head!
In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.
O, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.
'...and the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large--'
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-'Tis but a scratch.
-A scratch? Your arm's off!
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Follow That Line: Monty Python/Holy Grail Quiz
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Jun 10th, 2012 at 18:38 GMT
Very good quiz. Some I said the next line right away, a few a said what I though was the next line but weren't in the answers. Ended with 24 of 25 on a movie I've watched dozens of times over the years. Seems like the right amount time, well done!
Jun 11th, 2012 at 20:18 GMT
Then, shalt thou rate it three orbs, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt rate, and the number of the rating shall be three. Four shalt thou not rate, nor either rate thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
One... two... five orbs!
Jun 11th, 2012 at 22:12 GMT
Thanks for the EP, FearTheManatee.
(I wanted to thank you while tying in a quote from the film, but the people responsible for writing my comments have just been sacked.)
Jun 12th, 2012 at 17:09 GMT
This was great. Also, you should do a Life of Brian one! It doesn't get quoted as often as The Holy Grail so players probably wont do as well, but if you find enough good lines (and there are plenty), the quiz will still be good enough for Jehovah.
Jun 13th, 2012 at 01:13 GMT
This is the best quiz I have seen in a long time. Im just glad that we didnt have to type anything. I was laughing too hard to type!
Jun 13th, 2012 at 04:29 GMT
The URL made me laugh even harder than any of the quotes. Fantastic, really.
Game published: Jan 15th, 2013 at 19:00 GMT
Jan 15th, 2013 at 19:28 GMT
-Blue! No, yel-OOOWWW
Jan 15th, 2013 at 19:32 GMT
Possibly the greatest movie of all time.
Jan 15th, 2013 at 19:38 GMT
Jan 15th, 2013 at 19:45 GMT
"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony... but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you... but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."
Jan 15th, 2013 at 20:01 GMT
I'd like to see a fill-in-the-blank version of this quiz.
Jan 15th, 2013 at 20:11 GMT
Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...
Jan 15th, 2013 at 20:20 GMT
Love it love it love it! Now I have to watch this movie again - pure genius!
Jan 15th, 2013 at 20:30 GMT
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his
Jan 15th, 2013 at 22:20 GMT
"I'm gettiing better!" "No you're not. you'll be stone dead in a moment."
Jan 15th, 2013 at 22:20 GMT
Needs more time. I have to watch the whole movie again now, so about an hour and a half should do it.
Jan 15th, 2013 at 22:44 GMT
And after the spanking.... the oral sex!
Jan 15th, 2013 at 22:47 GMT
@MrChewypoo - by some distance the best comment I have seen on Sporcle. Great Quiz: Arise Sir druhtch.
Jan 16th, 2013 at 00:01 GMT
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Jan 16th, 2013 at 00:10 GMT
For my final project in Religion senior year, I recited the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch speech from memory. My teacher reprimanded me thoroughly but still gave me an A. :)
Jan 16th, 2013 at 00:59 GMT
I think MrChewypoo should get some kind of award for that comment. I laughed even harder reading it than I laughed doing the quiz - which took some doing. Nice quiz, druhutch!
Jan 16th, 2013 at 13:31 GMT
"Right, I'll do you for that!" "You'll WHAT?!" "Come 'ere!" "What are you going to do, bleed on me?!"
Jan 16th, 2013 at 13:56 GMT
Funniest quiz on Sporcle.
Jan 16th, 2013 at 16:25 GMT
Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
Jan 16th, 2013 at 21:07 GMT
The directors responsable for sacking those responsible for the quiz would like to inform everyone they have been sacked themselves. The quiz has been redone at great expense.
Jan 18th, 2013 at 12:35 GMT
"What, the curtains?" is my favorite line in the movie!
Mar 20th, 2013 at 00:29 GMT
I've go one left, can someone give me a push?
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