| Quote | Picture # |
- Spaceballs? - Oh, ****. There goes the planet. | |
| What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN? | |
- Hey. Stop looking up my can! - Sorry. | |
| I said take only what you need to survive. | |
- Spaceball One. - They’ve gone to plaid! | |
| Or else Pizza is gonna send out for YOU. | |
| What? You went over my helmet? | |
| Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt. | |
| I told you never to call me on this wall. This is an unlisted wall. | |
| One, two, three, four, five? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage. | |
| Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that. | |
- What'd you do? - I turned off the wall. - No you didn’t. You turned off the whole movie. | |
| What? You went over my helmet? | |
| You idiots! These are not them. You've captured their stunt doubles! | |
- Started much too early. Prepare to fast-forward. - Preparing to fast-forward. - Fast-forward. - Fast-forwarding, sir. | |
| Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big? | |
| I've lost the bleeps, I've the lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps. | |
| Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt. | |
- What'd you do? - I turned off the wall. - No you didn’t. You turned off the whole movie. | |
| Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb. | |
- Spaceball One. - They’ve gone to plaid! | |
- Did you see anything? - No, sir. I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again. - Good. | |
| Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that. | |
- Alright, everyone, starting on the left foot. - Daddy that's your right foot. - It’s too late, keep going! | |
| We ain’t found ****! | |
| One, two, three, four, five? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage. | |
- Hey. Stop looking up my can! - Sorry. | |
| I told you never to call me on this wall. This is an unlisted wall. | |
| I said take only what you need to survive. | |
| Or else Pizza is gonna send out for YOU. | |
- Driver, prepare to move out. - What are you preparing? You’re always preparing! Just go! - Just go. | |
| Funny, she doesn't look Druish. | |
| You have the ring. And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. | |
| Oh, no. Not again. | |
| What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN? | |
| No, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. | |
- Spaceballs? - Oh, ****. There goes the planet. | |