|- Alright, everyone, starting on the left foot.|
- Daddy that's your right foot.
- It’s too late, keep going!
|You idiots! These are not them. You've captured their stunt doubles!|
|- Hey. Stop looking up my can!|
- Oh, ****. There goes the planet.
|What? You went over my helmet?|
|Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big?|
|What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?|
|Oh, no. Not again.|
|- Spaceball One.|
- They’ve gone to plaid!
|I've lost the bleeps, I've the lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.|
|We ain’t found ****!|
|- Started much too early. Prepare to fast-forward.|
- Preparing to fast-forward.
- Fast-forwarding, sir.
|Or else Pizza is gonna send out for YOU.|
|Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.|
|No, no, stupid, you've got it much too high.|
|Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.|
|Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain Yogurt.|
|One, two, three, four, five? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.|
|- Did you see anything?|
- No, sir. I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.
|I said take only what you need to survive.|
|- What'd you do?|
- I turned off the wall.
- No you didn’t. You turned off the whole movie.
|Funny, she doesn't look Druish.|
|You have the ring. And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.|
|I told you never to call me on this wall. This is an unlisted wall.|
|- Driver, prepare to move out.|
- What are you preparing? You’re always preparing! Just go!
- Just go.