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-Now when I say 'Hello Mr. Thompson' and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
-Hello, Mr. Thompson...
-Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?
-That's because you were drunk!
-Get out of there. My family needs to use your bomb shelter.
-Uh oh, I kind of figured this might happen, so I built the shelter big enough for both our families.
-You are all very good players.
-We are all very good players.
-You will beat Shelbyville.
-We will beat Shelbyville.
-You will give 110 percent.
-Uh, Wallet Inspector.
-Oh, okay. Here you go. I believe that's all in order.
-Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
-Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
Homer, there's no easy way to tell you this: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to saw your arms off.
Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?
Oh, I'm sorry. We were talking about chocolate.
Marge, I never graduated from High School.
Shall I send out for some Chinese?
-If you don't start making more sense, we're going to have to put you in a home.
-You already put me in a home.
-That doll is evil, I tell ya! Evil! Evil!
-Grampa, you've said that about all the presents.
Hey, they're playing the elephant song.
-Boy, you read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning!
-You mean 'Shining'.
-But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, 'Die Bart, Die?'
-No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.'
-Take him away, boys.
-Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys.
-What'd you say, Chief?
-Oh, run along, Quimby. I think they're dedicating a phone booth somewhere.
-Watch it, you talking tub of donut batter.
-Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby.
-Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
-Homer, what is it? Slow down.
-J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar.
-Think before you say each word.
-You're off the case, McGonigle!
-You're off YOUR case, Chief!
-What does that mean exactly?
-Oh, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!
-Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
-Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
-You call that a knife? *This* is a knife.
-That's not a knife; that's a spoon.
Hello, sir. Are you here for Coping with Senility?
-Up and atom.
-Up and at them.
-Up and atom!
-Up and at them!
-Up and ATOM!
-Up and AT THEM!
Homer, there's a family of possums in here!
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May 23rd, 2012 at 23:35 GMT
I'm almost positive it's "My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a *letter* for me."
Game published: Jul 9th, 2012 at 15:03 GMT
Jul 9th, 2012 at 15:16 GMT
There's a lot of sequels being published today. Nice quiz, dru.
Jul 9th, 2012 at 15:22 GMT
I feel like there should be some more time on this quiz. I got 17 correct and none wrong but still had 8 to go when the clock ran out.
Jul 9th, 2012 at 15:36 GMT
"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now." Great quiz! There are some episodes that could fill an entire quiz such as "Itchy and Scratchy Land (where nothing can possibl-i go wrong)" or "You only move twice (to Cypress Creek, where one of the giant redwood trees provides enough sawdust to cover an entire days-worth of vomit at DisneyLand)"
Jul 9th, 2012 at 15:43 GMT
I love the Simpsons! Homer is the best: "Mmmmmmm....Condoleeza Rice..." hahahaha
Jul 9th, 2012 at 15:44 GMT
more time? i thought i was going really slow but i still got them all right with nearly 3 minutes left. all old classic quotes that i love. i still use 'you dont scare me, that could be anyone's ass' a lot :)
Jul 9th, 2012 at 15:51 GMT
Mr. Burns, I think we can trust the President of Cuba!!
Jul 9th, 2012 at 17:15 GMT
Jul 9th, 2012 at 17:34 GMT
Were you saying boo or Boo-urns Booo! I was saying Boo-urns.
Jul 9th, 2012 at 17:35 GMT
-I won! I won! -No Ralph, you're failing English. -Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Jul 9th, 2012 at 18:09 GMT
THE 64 SLICES OF AMERICAN CHEESE SCENE IS NEXT TO LAST????!?!?!? That's a classic!
Jul 9th, 2012 at 18:18 GMT
Can't talk ... sporcling ...
Jul 9th, 2012 at 18:38 GMT
Love these lines, it reminds me why The Simpsons is the greatest show ever. However, Jasper's exact reply to The Elephant Song is "I love that. It reminds me of elephants". (Can you tell I'm a Simpsons nut?)
Jul 9th, 2012 at 18:56 GMT
Proof that I watch the Simpsons entirely too much. For all but one of these, I immediately knew the next line before reading the possible answers.
Jul 9th, 2012 at 20:37 GMT
Gotta love the 'coping with senility' one.
Jul 9th, 2012 at 20:41 GMT
"I think I'm blind" is my favorite scene from all of the simpsons episodes.
Jul 9th, 2012 at 22:58 GMT
You can't get better than Homer in his underwear, while Smithers and Mr Burns cling to the ceiling.
Jul 9th, 2012 at 23:22 GMT
Here's the clip in all its glory: http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=61679
Jul 10th, 2012 at 00:39 GMT
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Jul 10th, 2012 at 01:59 GMT
that 'and how' seemed like it could have gone with so many lines.
Jul 10th, 2012 at 21:37 GMT
Thank you @barnztormre!
Jul 11th, 2012 at 22:52 GMT
This has some of my personal favorite lines ever from the show.
Jul 13th, 2012 at 04:07 GMT
Two of the best episodes ever represented here: Cape Feare (the Mr. Thompson bit), and Marge vs. the Monorail (family of possums).
Oct 19th, 2012 at 00:00 GMT
I laughed out loud when "I don't know..." came up.
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