| Quote | Character |
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| Little boyman, will you mock my axe after I chop off your manhood and feed it to the goats? | |
| It's good to be a knight. No more looking for the cheaper brothels down the street. | |
| Mummers and monkeys require applause. So did Aerys, for that matter. You did as you were commanded, and I am sure it was to the best of your ability. | |
| Courtesy is a lady's armor. | |
| You think Father's letter keeps you safe? A piece of paper. Eddard Stark had a piece of paper too, for all the good it did him. | |
| Can you fly, my lord of Lannister? Does a dwarf have wings? If not, you would be wiser to swallow the next threat that come to mind. | |
| You'll defend the honor of my realm, won't you? You can ride the pig! | |
| A voice from nowhere. Spirits of the air! … My pardons. I did not see you standing there. | |
| Do you think I sailed all the way from Eastwatch-by-the-Sea to be mocked by the likes of you? This is no jape. | |
| He often talks to himself. They all do. But not in this quiz. | |
| Click on the sequel link for the badassedness of Jon Connington | |
| Click on the sequel link for Cheese quotes. | |
| Please read A Dance with Dragons to be mercilessly teased with this possibility. | |
| Click on the sequel link for more Mormont. | |
| Such an exchange would be too awesome for words. | |
| Thanks for the saddle! (Note: this was never actually said) | |
| Actually said little to Tyrion other than 'Shut up' and 'I don't trust you'. (You know, what everyone says to Tyrion) | |
| They never actually talked in the books, but he did have a brief exchange with Bowen Marsh. | |
| You have a great thirst for a small man. | |
| Click the sequel link for Theon's one and only line to Tyrion. | |
| No Stark has ever actually said anything interesting to Tyrion. | |
| Hodor. | |
| Here, Shaggydog. | |
| (Grinds teeth) | |
| He's a stand-up guy. Never talked to to Tyrion, though. | |
| You know very well these people didn't talk to Tyrion. | |
| You're getting your savages mixed up. | |
| Thtop thtalling, thporcler. | |
| You're definitely mixing up your storylines. | |
| They don't pay him to talk and say stuff. | |
| *The North Remembers* | |
| Brienne has one word for you. But you'll have to wait another six years to find out what it is. | |
| Lancel's a good guess. Try again. | |
| Never really talks to Tyrion, but probably would tell him to shut up and have an internal monologue about how little they have in common. | |
| You know nothing, quiz-taker person. | |
| Tyrion and Samwell will have a spinoff on TBS. Just give it time. | |
| Right, like anyone can tell the Kettleblacks apart enough to quote them individually. | |
| She never spoke to Tyrion. She may have exchanged a few words with Harry Potter. | |
| Not in this quiz, but most agree is pretty badass. | |
| He probably would have eaten Tyrion (or accidentally inhaled him). | |
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