| What He Did | Paxton or Pullman |
| Was duped and double-crossed by Alec Baldwin and Nicole Kidman in *Malice* | |
| Declared it to be game over, man, in *Aliens* | |
| Had bit parts in both *The Terminator* and *Stripes* | |
| Rediscovered love for Helen Hunt while chasing tornadoes in *Twister* | |
| Tried unsuccessfully to coax a very large diamond out of a very old lady in *Titanic* | |
| Only one of the two who currently has his own tag on this website | |
| Bounced around in outer space with Hanks and Bacon in *Apollo 13* | |
| Proposed to Sandra Bullock by dropping a ring into a token slot at the train station in *While You Were Sleeping* | |
| Was shot and killed in the Wyatt Earp film *Tombstone* | |
| Kicked off the film by flinging himself off a balcony in *The Grudge* | |
| Played Jimmy Buffett-ish 'Coconut Pete' in Broken Lizard's Super Troopers follow-up *Club Dread* | |
| Gave a very colorful description of Jamie Lee Curtis's figure in *True Lies* | |
| Roused rebel forces by concluding a big speech with the title of the film in *Independence Day* | |
| Rediscovered love for Helen Hunt while chasing tornadoes in *Twister* | |
| Declared it to be game over, man, in *Aliens* | |
| Roused rebel forces by concluding a big speech with the title of the film in *Independence Day* | |
| Was hunted by both Ice Cube and Ice T in an abandoned building while searching for hidden treasure (no, really) in *Trespass* | |
| Was the only man who dared give Lord Dark Helmet the raspberry in *Spaceballs* | |
| Bounced around in outer space with Hanks and Bacon in *Apollo 13* | |
| Proposed to Sandra Bullock by dropping a ring into a token slot at the train station in *While You Were Sleeping* | |
| Stalked and kidnapped Ellen Degeneres in *Mr. Wrong* | |
| Gave a very colorful description of Jamie Lee Curtis's figure in *True Lies* | |
| Tried to communicate with the dead as well as daughter Christina Ricci in *Casper* | |
| Allowed Matthew McConaughey a speedy promotion to Captain by buying the farm early in *U-571* | |
| Tried unsuccessfully to coax a very large diamond out of a very old lady in *Titanic* | |
| Was shot and killed in the Wyatt Earp film *Tombstone* | |
| Was killed, most likely by a giant alien hunter of some kind, in *Predator 2* | |
| Had bit parts in both *The Terminator* and *Stripes* | |
| Settled in with his three wives on HBO's *Big Love* | |
| Appeared alongside Paul Giamatti and Topher Grace in the HBO film *Too Big to Fail* | |
| Tried to maintain his dignity while being upstaged by a blind, defecating Carmen Electra in *Scary Movie 4* | |
| Kicked off the film by flinging himself off a balcony in *The Grudge* | |
| Played the saxophone and...well, definitely played the saxophone in *Lost Highway* | |
| Was duped and double-crossed by Alec Baldwin and Nicole Kidman in *Malice* | |
| Was dumped by Meg Ryan for Tom Hanks in *Sleepless in Seattle* | |
| Only one of the two who currently has his own tag on this website | |
| Played Jimmy Buffett-ish 'Coconut Pete' in Broken Lizard's Super Troopers follow-up *Club Dread* | |
| Was shot and killed in the Wyatt Earp film *Wyatt Earp* | |
| Can put the character name ''Dinky Winks'' on his résumé thanks to the latter two *Spy Kids* films | |