| What the Boyfriend Said | Rom-Com | Film Year |
| ‘’Really? Tennis? Romantic comedy and tennis? You owe me big time.’’ | |
| ‘’Oh my God. Your Grey’s Anatomy girl has ruined 300 for me.'' | |
| ‘’Why the hell are we giving Paris Hilton money? And what the hell is a ‘Nottie’?’’ | |
| ‘’I don’t care how good the squinty girl is at pretending to be British, they didn’t need to make a second one.’’ | |
| ''I don't know why they couldn't sleep. I slept just fine.'' | |
| ‘’Ten days? That movie lost me in the first FIVE MINUTES.’’ | |
| ‘’More like ‘Notting OFF’. Eh? See what I did there?’’ | |
| ‘’Nice. We just paid to watch two Hollywood stars e-mail each other.’’ | |
| ‘’More like Failure To...uh…be good. Never mind. That movie melted my brain.’’ | |
| ‘’I don't get why you won’t watch Mansquito with me but you’re first in line for anything with a made/maid pun in the title. And of course anything with a wedding in it.’ | |
| ''Let's never, ever, go to Rome.'' | |
| ‘’So, I guess if we get married we shouldn’t hire J. Lo, huh?’’ | |
| ‘’I’m as shocked as you are. I mean, she was so good on The Nanny, and you would think with that title it would be a sure winner.’’ | |
| ‘’A better title? ‘Never Been to another Drew Barrymore movie after that crap’.’’ | |
| ''Well, it was cheaper than getting you an actual gift, I guess.'' | |
| ‘’Oh, yeah, J. Lo and Fiennes together—TOTALLY bought that.’’ (rolls eyes) | |
| ‘’Well, I didn’t think I needed another reason to hate Dane Cook, but thanks.’’ | |
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| ''Well, it made me want to break SOMETHING, anyway.'' | |
| ''No, wait, now Aniston ruined the 300 for me.'' | |
| ''I fell asleep, Actually.'' | |
| ''There were at least 27 reasons to walk out.'' | |
| ''Hudson-McConaughey: It's like the perfect (suck)storm.'' | |
| ''Have your Christmas ruined not once, not twice, not thrice...'' | |
| ''Return to sender! Zing!'' | |
| ''Wish I'd skipped that one.'' | |
| ''More like P.S. I could crap a better movie, amirite?'' | |
| ''What happened at the end? I tore my eyes out.'' | |
| ''Here's the hitch--the movie sucks.'' | |
| ''Punked!'' | |
| ''My eyes are open now.'' | |
| ''I'm ready to die now, honey.'' | |