_____ DISQUALIFIED AFTER PRE-RACE INSPECTION REVEALS CAR TO BE AIRPLANE
_____'S ENDURANCE TESTED BY SHERYL CROW CONCERT
ARMLESS, LEGLESS _____ WINS U.S. OPEN
_____ ASSURES L.A. GALAXY HE PLAYS BETTER WITH INJURED KNEE
_____ REFUSES TO HIGH-FIVE TEAMMATE AFTER MISSED FREE THROW
FIFA PLAYER OF THE YEAR _____ ALMOST FORGETS TO THANK HIS FEET
_____'S DEPARTURE TEACHES KNICKS FANS IMPORTANT LESSON ABOUT GETTING EXCITED BY THE KNICKS
_____ RETURNS TO HIS TANK AT SEA WORLD
LAZY NIKE EXEC PITCHES COMMERCIAL WHERE _____ RUNS AWAY FROM SOMETHING
REPORT: _____ WAS ACTUALLY POINTING OUT WHERE HALLEY'S COMET WOULD APPEAR 54 YEARS LATER
NEW _____ DOCUMENTARY FEATURES EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEWS WITH SUPER MACHO MAN, KING HIPPO
_____ TWO HOURS LATE GETTING BACK TO FIRST AFTER PITCHER THROWS OVER
WHILE CHEERING ON BROTHER, _____ STRUGGLES TO FOLLOW FOOTBALL GAME
JETS WORRY _____ WILL BE DISTRACTED BY WILD NEW YORK CHURCHLIFE
CONFUSION AMONG BOXING'S SANCTIONING BODIES RESULTS IN _____ FIGHTING SELF FOR 3 SEPARATE BELTS
JEALOUS BILL BELICHICK THROWS ACID IN _____'S FACE
NEW _____ AUTOBIOGRAPHY 300 PAGES ABOUT THE PSYCHOLOGY OF THE LEG DROP
DRIBBLING _____ DEMANDS BALL
_____ MAILS ARM TO VIKINGS
_____ TO RECEIVE LIFETIME-ACHIEVEMENT GOLD MEDAL
_____ SHOWS UP ON COURT WITH Wii CONTROLLER
_____ FINED $2000 FOR EATING CHAIR UMPIRE
OLYMPIC TAPE DELAY FAILS TO CATCH _____'S 16-HOUR SWEARING BINGE
_____ SAYS GOOD NIGHT TO ALL 600 HOME RUN BALLS BEFORE GOING TO BED
_____ COMPOSES OPERA ABOUT STEROIDS
YANKEES RE-SIGN POPULAR MASCOT _____
FLYERS NEUTRALIZE _____ WITH PREGAME LIGHT SHOW
HALL OF FAME INDUCTEE _____ INTRODUCED BY FAVORITE SANDWICH
SO-CALLED 'GENIUS' _____ STUMPED BY NON-FOOTBALL-RELATED QUESTION
_____ CALLS FUMBLE IN COWBOYS GAME 'THE WORST THING I'VE EVER DONE'
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