| Quote | Awesome Movie |
| Wolfman's got nards! | |
| I gave her my heart. She gave me a pen. | |
| This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is? | |
| When some asks you, 'Are you a god?' you say 'Yes!' | |
| Slick shoes?! Are you crazy?! | |
| You'd think an athletic guy like Vince Barnes would have a big dingus, but look at that little... fallacy. | |
| Hotdogs! You know what they're made of, Chet? Lips and ****s! | |
| | Quote | Awesome Movie |
| I bet she gives great helmet. | |
| There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. | |
| We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine'? | |
| We're soldiers; but we're American soldiers. We've been kickin' ass for 200 years. We're 10 and 1. | |
| Get away from her, you bitch! | |
| I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky... | |
| The royal penis is clean, Your Highness. | |
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