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| Wow, sarcasm!... (2 words) | |
| So close. Just a few weeks away... (5 words) | |
| My nemesis Captain Hammer. Captain Hammer... (2 words) | |
| Goodness, look at... (2 words) | |
| Billy, you're driving... (5 words) | |
| And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one... (3 words) | |
| Moist:Smother an old lady Dr Horrible/Billy: Do I... (3 words) | |
| Captain Hammer threw... (5 words) | |
| I'm Doctor Horrible. I hold... (4 words) | |
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| It's curtain for you Dr Horrible... (4 words) | |
| What a crazy... (2 words) | |
| I'm Moist. At my most badass... (8 words) | |
| You need anything dampened... (3 words) | |
| What, do you think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny?... (4 words) | |
| This world is a mess... (7 words) | |
| A letter of condemnation from... (3 words) | |
| Don't worry Captain Hammer... (3 words) | |
| Give my regards to St Peter... or whoever does his job..(3 words) | |
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