| quote | response | person (#4 of words |
| Is your house on fire, Clark? | |
| Hey Griswold. Where do you think your gonna put a tree that big? | |
| Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? | |
| Aw, you didn't have to get me anything. | |
| You shouldn't use that word | |
| Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down | |
| You surprised to see us, Clark? | |
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| And why is the carpet all wet, Todd? | |
| Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is? | |
| He worked really hard Grandma. | |
| Hey, kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on it's way in from New York City | |
| It's a membership to the jelly of the month club | |
| If only I had that money Catherine and I gave to that TV preacher who was screwin' that hockey player | |
| Catherine, if this turkey tastes half as good as it looks, we're all in for a real treat | |
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