| Quote | Speaker | Notes |
| 'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Vice President, and the one word is 'to be prepared.'' | |
| 'When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.' | |
| 'Aside from the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate.' | |
| 'I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more...' | |
| 'I've now been in 57 states - I think one left to go.' | |
| 'I have a wide stance.' | |
| | Quote | Speaker | Notes |
| 'It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.' | |
| 'I will veto every single beer.' | |
| 'I have orders to be awakened at any time in the case of a national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.' | |
| 'When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened.' | |
| 'The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.' | |
| 'They misunderestimated me.' | |
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