| Clue | Answer | Delightful Commentary |
| memory troubles | |
| word following dim, tulip, or light | |
| everyone is one of these | |
| C-3PO or R2-D2 | |
| comes in both solar and lunar flavors | |
| Get It On (Bang A ____) | |
| where Desmond Hume lived for three years | |
| menacing secret society who runs the world, according to crazy people | |
| 1987 album by INXS, or something you do to a habit | |
| like slander, except for the printed word or broadcast media | |
| | Clue | Answer | Delightful Commentary |
| what to sit on if you're a hookah-smoking caterpillar | |
| more commonly known as ''twelve hours 'til midnight'' | |
| at birth, John Lennon's middle name was Winston; later he changed it to this | |
| Jarvis Cocker's band, or a type of Fiction | |
| Batman villain and question mark enthusiast | |
| Elvis Presley liked them in blue suede | |
| I'm a little ______ | |
| President Wilson | |
| company name that's become synonymous with photocopying | |
| delicious! | |
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