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| You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps? | |
| I have had it with these monkey-fightin' snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane. | |
| Yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Falcon. | |
| Your mother sews socks that smell, you faithless slime. | |
| Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pineapple? | |
| My name is Buck, and I like to party. | |
| You a smart little sucker, that's right. | |
| Hand me the keys, you fairy godmother. | |
| Forget White Castle, let's go get some privates. | |
| Pardon my French, but you're an idiot. | |
| Forget me? Forget you, you mother forgetter! | |
| If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be sloppy. You calling us sloppy? | |
| We're going to Federal Pound-Me-Into-Ash Prison. | |
| My guts are halfway up my neck, but other than that, I'm perfect. | |
| We used to have funny names for the old man. 'Ironbutt.' 'Boner.' Once I even called him 'airhead.' | |