| Question | Answer |
| Played by | |
| Hometown | |
| Best Friend | |
| Girlfriend | |
| Sister | |
| Dean of Students | |
| Dean of Student's Secretary | |
| Non-specific sympton key to faking out parents | |
| Spends his day off in this city | |
| 'You realize if we played by the rules right now we'd be in _____?' | |
| | Question | Answer |
| This car 'is so choice.' | |
| Received this for Christmas (his sister got a car) | |
| Known Alias | |
| Has had this many clarinet lessons | |
| Sings this song in the shower AND at a parade | |
| Attends a home game for this baseball team | |
| Sick Days this semester (Actual) | |
| Sick Days this semester (Hacked) | |
| Is missing a test on this subject | |
| His classmates need about $50,000 to buy him this | |
| 'I don't believe in | |
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