| Quote | Person |
| Yet today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.' | |
| A tie is like kissing your sister. | |
| I'm king of the world. | |
| We're gonna win the game, I guarantee it. | |
| You cannot be serious! | |
| I bet I do...Chris! | |
| I can't really hear what Jeremy says, because I've got my two Stantley Cup Rings plugged my ears. | |
| We couldn't do diddly poo offensively... | |
| I'm not going to admit to something that didn't happen. | |
| ...playoffs? Don't talk about -- playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs?... | |
| | Quote | Person |
| We talkin' about practice. | |
| You play to win the game! | |
| We're not worried about the Sacramento Queens. | |
| I want to kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team stugg-a-ling. | |
| Next question. | |
| I'm not here to talk about the past. | |
| I have never used steroids period. | |
| They are who we thought they were! | |
| I'm a man. I'm 40. | |
| That's my teammate. That's my quarterback. | |
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