Countries According to Top Gear

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Can you name the countries that the BBC show Top Gear refers to in these remarks?

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Top Gear has a...unique world view, this is in fun, the presenters describe themselves and the show as "Ambitious, but rubbish." Complaints? Write to "I'm the Mexican Ambassador, Top Gear, BBC Television, 201 Wood Lane, London W12 7TS"
StatementCountry NameEpisode
'Lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat'S16E02
'It's made in [country name]. Which I think is in Germany.'S14E05
'Mind you, they do take a lot of drugs, that's why they like Top Gear so much'S06E06
'Hello you industrious little fellows'S10E07
'Welcome to the free world, you'll like it here'S12E05
'They've nicked all our fish, they've nicked all our building societies, they eat the heads off prawns, they throw donkeys off tower blocks and they stab cows'S11E03
'A country invented so that Britain and Germany would have somewhere to sort out their differences'S11E06
'The only thing I know about [country name] is they make more false teeth here than anywhere else in the World, which is probably why Hammond has brought us here'S10E01
'Can't go there because the Americans will shoot you'S10E01
'It's very popular in [country name] and all the other various bits of the third world'S03E05
[country name] produces a car 'Made in a jungle clearing by someone who went to work on an ox'S02E03
'You've got your Comfort Inn; you got your Best Western; you got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude'S09E03
'We imagine it's full of oxes and people throwing stones at gypsies'S14E01
'They've overdone it, as usual. Like they did on their French holiday in 1939.'S11E03
'Makes a great deal of fuss without really achieving very much.'S04E07
'This is what happens when you don't let people drink'S03E01
'They are a bunch of treacherous, lamb-burning, work-shy peasants'S05E08

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