| Statement | Country Name | Episode |
|---|
| 'Mind you, they do take a lot of drugs, that's why they like Top Gear so much' | |
| 'They are a bunch of treacherous, lamb-burning, work-shy peasants' | |
| 'They've overdone it, as usual. Like they did on their French holiday in 1939.' | |
| 'Can't go there because the Americans will shoot you' | |
| 'Hello you industrious little fellows' | |
| 'Makes a great deal of fuss without really achieving very much.' | |
| 'They've nicked all our fish, they've nicked all our building societies, they eat the heads off prawns, they throw donkeys off tower blocks and they stab cows' | |
| [country name] produces a car 'Made in a jungle clearing by someone who went to work on an ox' | |
| 'This is what happens when you don't let people drink' | |
| 'Lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat' | |
| 'Welcome to the free world, you'll like it here' | |
| 'It's very popular in [country name] and all the other various bits of the third world' | |
| 'It's made in [country name]. Which I think is in Germany.' | |
| 'A country invented so that Britain and Germany would have somewhere to sort out their differences' | |
| 'You've got your Comfort Inn; you got your Best Western; you got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude' | |
| 'The only thing I know about [country name] is they make more false teeth here than anywhere else in the World, which is probably why Hammond has brought us here' | |
| 'We imagine it's full of oxes and people throwing stones at gypsies' | |
| 'Full of ox' | |
| 'Al Gore says that's gone' | |
| 'Much bigger than it looks on any map' | |
'How many people die on the roads in [country name] every day? It's 164 people a day,
but that's probably just one Datsun' | |
| 'The most dangerous country in World for driving' | |
| 'Signposts are all full of gibberish' | |
| 'A country famous for not having Bethlehem in it' | |
| 'Everyone does drugs' | |
| 'Which is where I should point out the BBC is not allowed' | |
| For some reason this country has not been mentioned on Top Gear...yet | |
Hist. Counties of England 
Common 5 Country Surnames 
Countries Visited by Captain Cook
