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Can you name the countries that the BBC show Top Gear refers to in these remarks?
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'Mind you, they do take a lot of drugs, that's why they like Top Gear so much'
'They are a bunch of treacherous, lamb-burning, work-shy peasants'
'Hello you industrious little fellows'
'This is what happens when you don't let people drink'
'We imagine it's full of oxes and people throwing stones at gypsies'
'The only thing I know about [country name] is they make more false teeth here than anywhere else in the World, which is probably why Hammond has brought us here'
'They've overdone it, as usual. Like they did on their French holiday in 1939.'
'Makes a great deal of fuss without really achieving very much.'
'It's made in [country name]. Which I think is in Germany.'
'Welcome to the free world, you'll like it here'
[country name] produces a car 'Made in a jungle clearing by someone who went to work on an ox'
'It's very popular in [country name] and all the other various bits of the third world'
'Lazy, feckless, flatulent, overweight, leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat'
'A country invented so that Britain and Germany would have somewhere to sort out their differences'
'They've nicked all our fish, they've nicked all our building societies, they eat the heads off prawns, they throw donkeys off tower blocks and they stab cows'
'You've got your Comfort Inn; you got your Best Western; you got your Red Lobster where you eat. Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude'
'Can't go there because the Americans will shoot you'
'Full of ox'
'Al Gore says that's gone'
'Much bigger than it looks on any map'
'How many people die on the roads in [country name] every day? It's 164 people a day,
but that's probably just one Datsun'
'The most dangerous country in World for driving'
'Signposts are all full of gibberish'
'A country famous for not having Bethlehem in it'
'Everyone does drugs'
'Which is where I should point out the BBC is not allowed'
For some reason this country has not been mentioned on Top Gear...yet
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