| Quote | Character | Episode |
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| I write what I feel. | |
| I'm not gonna sit here and watch you guys spin clockwise. | |
| I apologize for..her.... | |
| Play that funky music white girl. | |
| Talent has nothing to do with being famous. | |
| I want THE COOKIE! | |
| That is so not tight. | |
| I think you and Rex need couples counciling. | |
| You see the bird too, right? | |
| Can I offer you some Raisin Bran? | |
| | Quote | Character | Episode |
|---|
| I've devoted my life to help teens...There go the legs! | |
| And I do believe that is the sweet smell of my burning flesh. | |
| Apples are falling out of my butt. | |
| A litter box that plays classical music! | |
| Why are you right side up? | |
| What's wrong with weird and disturbing? | |
| My dad's a cop. | |
| No dot gov, yes dot com! | |
| And you really wanted a date to the prom last year but you didn't get one. | |
| We're clapping because its over! | |
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