| Lyrics | Song |
| Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes and find the box that's gay and CRUSH IT! | |
| And we fight the oppression/By being nice to everyone | |
| Oh wow! Norway! Land of gnomes and trolls! | |
| I'm gonna take you back to biblical times, 1823 | |
| A special girl/Who makes my heart kinda flutter/Makes my eyes kinda blur | |
| I just told a lie/No, I didn't lie/I just used my imagination | |
| What did Jesus do when they put nails in his hands?/Did he scream like a girl? | |
| It has so many awesome parts/You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life | |
| | Lyrics | Song |
| A warlord who shoots people in the face/What's so scary about that? | |
| You think that's bad?/I broke rule 72/I left my companion/I'm way worse than you | |
| The only day that matters is tomorrow | |
| If you don't like what we say/Try living here a couple days | |
| We are the sunrise on the Savannah/A monkey with a banana | |
| You were right mama, you didn't lie/The place is real and now I'm gonna fly | |
| Sleep now little buddy/Put your cares away | |
| I'll do something incredible that blows God's freaking mind! | |
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