| Description | Brother | - |
| Skeeter | |
| Leprechaun | |
| Dating his sister | |
| Friends with Donkey (Eddie Murphy) | |
| African-American | |
| Can make a story out of anything | |
| Shot glass through the window | |
| Only has 2 voices for imitations | |
| Ay Blackhawks! | |
| Futon Pee | |
| Bed Pee | |
| Golden Shower (off a balcony) | |
| Murphy | |
| Heater Face | |
| Perfect | |
| Ginger Rage | |
| Beer Pong? | |
| Big Buck Hunter | |
| Big Buck Hunter II | |
| Party | |
| Argyle Socks | |
| The Disappearing Act | |
| Should have jumped off bridge | |
| Slept through my 3:30 class | |
| Slept through all my classes | |
| 5 packs a day | |
| Frat | |
| Phillip Ajarapoo | |
| | Description | Brother | - |
| 5 Head | |
| Friends with the Fire Department | |
| Mr. Clean | |
| D-Money | |
| Dildo | |
| Dildo Jr. | |
| Sup booooooys | |
| Need Money? Sure | |
| Need Money? Never | |
| Slumdog | |
| DDR | |
| Old Faithful | |
| Slip Silo | |
| Super Smash | |
| Komodo Club | |
| Hairy | |
| Will write an email complaining about this quiz | |
| America, **** yeah! | |
| Xtreme | |
| Minnesooota | |
| IM Champ | |
| Rucker | |
| Spirit Fingers | |
| Bob Ross | |
| Fagacy | |
| Happy hannukah | |
| Scooter ****er | |
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