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| You could close down Moe's or the Kwik-E-Mart | |
| But the heart and soul of Springfield's in | |
| We're the sauce in your steak | |
| We put the | |
| We're the lace in your nightgown | |
| Yes, we put the | |
| We're that little extra spice | |
| A giddy little thrill | |
| Our only major quarrel's with your | |
| Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad | |
| | Lyrics | Lyrics | # of words |
| The gin in your martini | |
| Yes we keep the (boing) | |
| We remember our first visit | |
| Why Joseph I had no idea | |
| Without it we'd have had no fun | |
| To shut them down now would be twisted | |
| We're the highlights in your hairdo | |
| So don't take the (boing) | |
| Yeah let's keep the (Clap) | |
| BONUS: Who is the voice of Belle? | |
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