| Quote | Actor | Character |
|---|
| That's German for 'the Bart, the'. | |
| PITT-THE-ELDER!!! | |
| But so many of your heroes wear tights: Batman, for example... and Magellan. | |
| I didn't dream anything about an aqua suit or a lavender shirt, but you did take care of Mom | |
| I don't get mad, I get stabby. | |
| I have plenty of hearsay and conjecture... those are KINDS of evidence. | |
| All right! You guys are my new best friends! | |
| Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts. | |
| I hate John Knowles. | |
| You won't be needing this! (Hint: 'this' is Bart's heart) | |
| I hereby order you to be tethered to your son. | |
| I have no son! (Hint: he didn't mean that literally) | |
| | Quote | Actor | Character |
|---|
| We take proper names and rearrange the letters to form a description of that person. | |
| I traveled the world and the seven seas. I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA! | |
| And now, the final ordeal: the Paddling of the Swollen Ass...With Paddles. | |
| I don't get no regard! No esteem, either. | |
| Dear Lisa, last night I used a rat for a pillow, thanks to your pop. | |
| I'm the minister's perfect daughter and you're just yellow trash. | |
| Hell...not the Wright Brothers plane! The Smithsonian's gonna have my ass on a platter. | |
| You're banned from this Historical Society. You, and your children, and your children's children! ... For three months. | |
| His jiggling is almost hypnotic. | |
| Yes. It's like a lava lamp. | |
| This is indeed a disturbing universe. | |
| Daddy. | |
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