You're like the big brother I never had.
For a long time it gave me nightmares, witnessing an injustice like that... It's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him...
-Making a baby truly is a blessed event -Don't you mean 'having a baby'?
-Penn State, my brother. -Really? Good school. I was thinking of going there if my scholarship to Princeton, Yale, Warton, and Talladega Tech had fallen through!
-Carlton, I misjudged you. You're a lot cooler than I thought. Hey, you wanna go to the club with us tonight? -I don't have a date.
-I'm starving. When do we eat here? -We eat here later. You eat here never.
I smell cheap cologne and fried chicken.
Yeah my first time was with a girl from the projects.
Am I alone in this or did ya'll know he was white?
The directions on the shirt said 'Hand Wash'. So that's exactly what I did.
Carlton, you'll never guess what happened.
If Jazz and Jewel want to bring a child into this world, who are we to judge? We're not perfect.
We just want you to be all you can be.
No offense, Tom, but I always thought my Guardian Angel would be black.
Geoffrey, bring me my tools.
I'm a career woman. I don't have time to dust and push around that... oh, what do you call that big, loud thing that sucks up everything?
I'm sick of being such a big loser.
Excuse me, what's a nine-letter word for 'Terrific?'
-Did you really refer to Hurricane Robert as 'Bobby'? -Well, Robert sounded so serious. -It was serious honey. It wiped out half of Miami.
-Philip, when I met you, you were into James Brown. -He liked James Brown? -He even wore his hair like him.
-You're grounded for 10 years. -What? But that's not fair.
-I guess it's okay to share my will. -Carlton, I'm not dead yet.
What are you talking about? I weigh the same as I did in high school.
-All I asked you to do was a little yard work. -I don't believe blacktopping your tennis court falls into that category.
If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and smells like a duck, what is it?
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme
Follow That Line: The Simpsons I
Follow That Line: Monty Python/Holy Grail
