| Disciption | Teacher Name |
| Newest 3rd grade teacher | |
| Loves ducks | |
| Joke of the week teacher | |
| Teacher that can be mistaken for a bird | |
| Teacher that is always pregnant | |
| Tallest teacher | |
| Teacher who brings guitar on fieldtrips | |
| May be able to fly | |
| Always has Starbucks | |
| | Disciption | Teacher Name |
| Shortest teacher | |
| Loves Math | |
| Teacher with twin boys | |
| Skinniest teacher | |
| Can make a masterpiece | |
| Best substitue | |
| Cat paw keychain | |
| Best recess aid | |
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